MIRA IS A PARASITE
send her back across the sea.
I'm Mira. I live in Cincinnati, Ohio. I'm almost fifteen, my birthday is on August 14th. I'm loud and obnoxious, but obnoxious in the cute way. I'm a sophomore at the School for Creative and Performing Arts. I sing. I act. I play too many instruments. Piano and clarinet being my main ones. I like to draw, even though I suck at real art. I like little simple cartoons. I live for the show Ni Hao, Kai-Lan. I love Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter. I could care less about sex, I would much rather hug tight and kiss. I don’t like hypocrites. I think the Bible is hypocritical, so therefore I don’t like the Bible. I’m quite Atheist. I believe vampires and ghost really exist. I don’t like scene people. I’m the best at hide and seek, I am impossible to find. I’m a simple creative person. Kisses on the cheek, hand holding, and sweet compliments make me blush like crazy. I don’t think material items bring happiness. In the future, I could be living in the smallest, most dilapidated house out there and if I had somebody to love I would be the happiest girl in the universe. I like the color yellow, it describes me. Apple juice boxes are amazing, they’re rectangular cardboard containers containing apple juice. I find that fascinating. I also find alphabet shaped pretzels amusing and fascinating. The letter O is my favorite letter, because it’s so cool and…oval-ish? I like a lot of music. I like my what the fuck music. My favorite movie is Pearl Harbor. I like Johnny Cash. I don’t like cheese. I like ice cream. I don’t like prunes. I like Cookies and Cream Ice Cream. I would like to take jujitsu…even though I don’t know what the hell that is. It sounds cool. I want to prove that its not impossible to lick your elbow. I have blue eyes. They change shades of blue depending on my mood, the lighter they are the happier I am. I like turtles. Yeh turtle are pretty fascinating. I’m a total spazz. I act like a two year old. I’m cool. If you are still reading this you’re cool too. I don’t like the color orange. I don’t know why….it’s just all….orange like. I like to dance. And throw rocks at things. Flowers are nifty, I like taking photographs of them. I have no idea why I said photographs instead of pictures. I guess I’m old fashioned. I like this boy named Jean. I have a collection of headbands. I always wear pigtails. I have a giraffe necklace I wear all the time. Because it’s my best friends necklace…with my best friend. Well thanks for pointing that out MRS. OBVIOUS! I crack up laughing whenever I think of the word scrumptious. I’m cracking up laughing right now because I typed the word scrumptious which made me think of the word scrumptious because I crack up every time I think of the word scrumptious. Oh shit I think I just pissed myself. Not really no I didn’t. My mouth just hurts from laughing so hard. I can make a cool popping sound with my lips. I do it to annoy people. I like to use proper grammar when I type. I’m a Harry Potter encyclopedia. Samuel Alan is a pretty cool person. So is the Zachary. I like cool people. I think normality is over rated and not something you should be proud to call yourself. My mom thinks I’m un normal because I have facial piercings. I like the number three. And because I want to put yellow in my hair. I like the sun, but I hate it at the same time because the light it radiates gives me headaches. When I’m hungry I get really bad headaches. I like Pomeranians. I want to be a cosmetologist/model/designer/actress/singer when I grow up. I’m really good at multi-tasking. I have a really fascinating bruise on my left knee. It’s really big and it won’t go away. Give me a waffle and I will spare your puny life. Wait, why is there bacon bits in my bra? WHATTT THERE’S A CHEERIO THERE TOO!!!!?!?!?! Wow. I’m such a spazzarsky. I like that word. I made it up myself. I make up words a lot. I love how I tried to end this four hundred words ago but I am still type type type-ing away. I like sparkly shiny things. My eyes never miss one sparkly shiny thing. Or flashy thing…yeh I like those too. They’re fascinating. It’s fascinating how I use the word fascinating a lot. Alright NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I’m going to shut the hell up. Just kidding no I’m not. Yes I am. No I’m not. Yes I am. No I’m not. Yes I am. No I’m not. YES I AM YOU SILLY LITTLE YUM DIDDLEY SCRUMPTIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!! : D
I smile.
Why yes, I have a Barbie Band-Aid on my boob.
I like cats.
All the rest of these were taken before is before my septum an lip piercing.
This is a close up of my face.
My friend said in this picture I look like a gorgeous fish.
I love my collehhflower.
This is my sock monkey.
He's gay.
I LOVE YOU SOCKMONKEY.!
This is me staring off into space.
This is a rather unflattering picture of me eating a Hershey bar in my bathroom.
That makes me want M&M's.
I'm going to go get some now.
This is my ugly temporary salute.
I Less Than Three
porcelain and the tramps
lights!camera!action!
batman
tim burton
boys
girls
nice people
spongebob
chowder
flapjack
babies
ice cream
sour skittles
musical theater
+alot of other things FUCK THIS SHIT.
TWILIGHT!!!!! VAMPIRES DO NOT! SPARKLE!
mean people
pedophiles
homophobes
religon
imprisonment
war
meat
flyleaf
jonas brothers
miley cyrus
+a lot of other things