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I'm Alice Roberge. I actually reside in America but my homeland is France. Yes, I speak both French and English; I also speak a little Spanish. I'm an intricate web of complex emotions and thoughts. I don't fit into one category not because I'm a special snowflake, but because like all humans, I have more than one side to me. I'm book smart, and can't stand large groups of people. I generally dislike people and don't care to be friends with the ones I talk to. I have irrational paranoia and uncontrollable outbreaks. I'd consider myself open-minded, but if you're a fool, don't expect me to listen to what you have to say. I like to study religions, but I dislike the religious. Every kind: Wiccans, Christians, Jews and Muslims; I don't care for them. I'm a stoner who doesn't like other stoners. In general, I don't like anyone who's stupid, promotes intolerance, misinformation or fucktard-ism.
I don't like people who are assholes for the sake of being assholes. If anywhere in your profile it says, "I'm a bitch and I know it etc." then I'm not going to even bother regardless of how interested you may be. If you're one of these people, then leave now because I don't feel like talking to you. You can type till your fingers hurt about how bad-ass you are or something equally annoying to me, but the fact is that like me, you're still staring at a computer screen. We're all pathetic for being here, don't try and cover it up for the sake of winning points.
I'm all about chilling and having fun. I promote fun times and safe decisions, while still enjoying the pleasures of altering one's consciousness. Love and peace are lacking in this world, but I attempt to surround myself with people who radiant both of those. I like discovering myself with other people and discover new things. I'm sexually explicit and I don't care if people think I'm a slut. I enjoy sex (mainly with women) and I'm not afraid to talk about it. I'm loyal and will defend my friends --internet or not-- to the end. If you manage to impress me, I promise I'll be the greatest thing in your life.
For the sake of showing off miscellaneous information about myself, here's a bit of useless facts about me. I'm a vegetarian and have been off and on since age 12 (I stopped for a period of 6 months because I got dangerously sick). I'm in my second year of high school and plan to go to college for linguistics and minor in philosophy. I love to read comics and listen to music. I also enjoy writing, baking cookies, cooking, and playing the guitar. Buying new clothes and looking fashionable is a favoured activity of mine. I've been known in the past to date men, though I didn't love any of them.
Don't waste my time; I can do that on my own.
Music - how cliche
In fact ... most European women.
The 00tz 00tz 00tz,
Feeling like I'm in a cocoon when I sleep in my bed
Mythology, Eastern and Western Religions, New and Old philosophers,
Diseases, epidemics and medications to prevent them
Aliens, werewolves, zombies, vampires, and other mythical creatures,
Silent films from the 1920's,
Group vocals in songs,
The Night Life,
Roll Playing Games,
Gore filled movies,
Old black and white movies,
Old Fashion Cars C o L o U r S
In the vast scheme of things, your opinion is important, but not to me. So shut the fuck up you get pissed at my dislikes.
ALL THINGS TWILIGHT
Bad grammer (See what I did rite thur? HWA! *thigh slap*)
No really, bad grammar.
Peoplesssssss whoooo liiiike to doooo thisssss to their wordssss because they think it's cool. STOP RAPING ENGLISH.
Animal cruelty of any kind
People who take life too fucking seriously
... People who take the internet too fucking seriously
But even more than Democrats: REPUBLICANS
Fox News Romance of any form
90 degree weather
People crying in the corner
Most people in general,
People with the excessive use 'X' in their screen name People who use the words 'Goth/Gothic, Emo or Punk' in their screen name without any knowledge of what the subcultures and music even are.
People who can't take hints
ELITISTS (that one's a joke, obiouzly)
People who believe that they're goth but wouldn't know a goth band if they tripped over it.
People who have the nerve to complain about their 'problems' when they actually live nice lives with understanding parents.
Fucktard kids who think that being a moody teenager is the same as bi-polar. I've met people who are manic depressant - ACTUAL manic depressants - and I can say for certain, just because within two hours you go from crying because you're on the rag to then being happy because of some sketch-show shit you saw on Comedy Central DOES NOT MAKE YOU BI-POLAR.Unless you were actually, really diagnosed with some mental illness, don't put it on your profile just because you took some shitty online test you already knew the answers to.
Those Godawful people who hate the 'preps'
Fan girls at concerts who shout "I LOVE YOU [insert name here]!!!!!" when they should be listening to the music.
Self-righteous vegetarians and vegans.
PETA, ALF, and the rest of those organizations.
People who believe drug addicts are scum. These are the people who piss me off the most, hell, they get their own line for it. Coming from a family with drug addiction in its past, I've known family members with the deadly problem. They're not scum, they've just made a few bad choices, it's not like they can stop a disorder so serious on their own.
People who think they're random. No you're not - you're just fucking annoying.
Conspiracy movies, conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists.
People who cut themselves for attention. You know what? These sons of bitches are the reason no one today takes cutting seriously, they put pictures up on their myspace page and brag about it like it's a fashion accessory.
People obsessed with ratings.
People who say, "This band saved my life!" Stop it, no they didn't. Any band could of took that spot, they were just there at the right time.
Every Time I Die
Last Days of Jesus
An American Werewolf
Eat Your-Make Up
The 10th Stage