Latest Journal Entry:No Subject May 24, 2012, 12:26am
Contacting Me
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About Me
Salutations, I'm Kazoo, I'm Eighteen years old, I'm five feet eight inches tall, and weigh a hundred and seven pounds, I have green eyes and brown hair, I use to have a red Mohawk and I want it back very badly. Hmmm about myself; I have issues, i have Borderline Personality Disorder, if you dont know what that is i suggest you look it up especially if you plan on leaving me a message. I'm sick and twisted, I can piss standing up, I sing in the shower, and scream at by passers, I'd rather be naked when I exit the front door, nipples turn me on, I keep the dead in my room, isolated from the living, I keep the living... In my living room... Cause that's what that room is for... The living (buhdum pshhhhh!). i have one tattoo, and my ears are gauged at a size double zero. I've never been to Disney land, I hate a lot of people, but they don't know that, i never really make sense. if i come off as a bitch, I'm sorry, but i have to protect myself somehow. I DO NOT like scene kids, I do not approve random friend requests. In fact... Any user who sends me a random friend request without messaging me or getting to know me first will be deleted and blocked without hesitation.
You may:
comment a picture, talk to me, and ask if you may add me.
leave me a comment, and then ask
leave me a message in my inbox
you may NOT:
just add me cause there is an add button
rate me and then add me (you will not be rated back)
i dont care who you are, i dont care if your in the same state, i dont care if you think im cute, i dont care if your hot and the fact that i may have wanted your nuts while browsing your photos... you will be deleted and blocked if you randomly add me. If Jet sent me a random add without a message id still block him. wouldnt you shoot someone who was trespassing on your property? i would .....Have you figured me out yet? Yep, just another lunatic.
Likes
Dancing: i dance everyday, anywhere, no matter where i am or whose watching.
Singing: just like dancing, everyday, anywhere, at any moment, ill even come up with something from the top of my head, doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, nothing makes sense anymore, and that's fine by me.
Hula hooping: i love hula hooping very much, I'm very good at it, i have a big hula hoop with pink and purple tape all around it, i hula hoop every day but not anywhere, just in my drive way.
Playing dress up: yes just like a little girl, ill go through my closet and play dress up, throwing everything together, running around the house, the front yard, the apartment complex, or to the store, sometimes i steal my dads scrubs or kilt, but he doesn't know that.
Coffee: depending on my mood, i drink my coffee however i like, black, or with sugar and cream.
Yoga: I do yoga everyday, I meditate everyday.
My boots: i own a pair of Dr. Martens and i love them very, very much, they use to be black but I've worn them so much that they kinda look green, but there still cool looking, especially with my beer can tab chain my mother made me. my boots make me feel powerful, invincible.
My white Mexican Pancho: it used to be my dads ( drkdruid ) hes had it ever since my big sister was born, but when i got ahold of it, i claimed it cause its the most comfortable sweater I've ever worn, i even seep with it, i love it, I'm very selfish with, like when I'm not wearing it during class and another student is freezing and in need of a sweater i tell them no because it is that special to me, they should have brought their own.
Cigarettes: yes this is not a very liked topic for anyone, but its really the only thing that keeps me sane, and like my grandmother said, "there are worse things you could do" and shes right.
Babies: i love babies, because their tiny, and they squeal, and make the cutest noises, like my baby sister Anabel, i love her with all my heart, i don't even mind changing her diaper, she is the reason i'm still alive today.
My room: its in the garage and its the size of a prison cell but it is the coziest room I've ever been in.
Swimming: i taught myself how to swim when i was thirteen, i'm not the strongest swimmer but i love swimming, especially in Barton Springs and Barton Creek, preferably during the winter.
Long hair on men and boys: i just like it very much, especially if they have facial hair, bonus points right there.
Laser Tag: i love playing laser tag with my big brother visceral-conspiracy, yes he's my big brother, not just on vf, he'll kill you with lightning.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Aaron Yates is my hero
Dislikes
glitter
tang
By-the-book Christians
not having a car
not having a licence to drive a car
not having a job
being broke because i have no job
not having cigarettes
being ditched
when i compliment someone, then they look at my profile about two or three times and decide im not cute enough to have a conversation with, in other words i hate shallow fuckers
being closely watched 24/7 like im on a suicide watch
suicide watch
when people are mad at me for no reason at all
loud fake laughs
when people obsess about shit all the fucking time, they always talk about it, its the only thing you know about them, and because of their obsession, they know nothing about you, and they've known you for six weeks already
cops
CPS
math
men who wax their chests
biology
when someone you like flirts with you, then you find out two days later they have a girlfriend... yeah, fuck you.
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