GREEN JELLO HOLLYWOOD FREAKSHOW
FEATURING ROSEMARY'S BILLYGOAT & THE RADIOACTIVE
CHICKENHEADS
ON TOUR NOW!!!
Oct 10 JACK RABBITS JACKSONVILLE, Florida
Oct 11 OMALLYS SARASOTA, Florida
Oct 12 COCONUT BAY WINTERPARK, Florida
Oct 13 1982 GAINSVILLE, Florida
Oct 14 SECTOR 7 G AUGUSTA, Georgia
Oct 15 Masquerade Atlanta, Georgia
Oct 16 Fish Tank Bar & Grill Lexington, Kentucky
Oct 17 SKATOPIA (FALL 2 DAY BOWL BASH) Rutland, Ohio
Oct 18 VOLUME 11 Tavern Raleigh, North Carolina
Oct 19 Steppin Out Virginia Beach, Virginia
Oct 20 ROCKS Richmond, Virginia
Oct 21 Crocodile Rock Cafe Allentown, Pennsylvania
Oct 22 TBA (Book Us) New Jersey
Oct 23 TBA (Book Us) BALTIMORE, Maryland
Oct 24 The ATC Woodbridge, Connecticut
Oct 25 TBA (Book Us) Pennsylvania
Oct 26 TBA (Book Us) New Jersey
Oct 27 DAY OFF BUFFALO, New York
Oct 28 Town Ballroom Buffalo, New York
Oct 29 Northern Lights Clifton Park, New York
Oct 30 The Montage Music Hall Rochester, New York
Oct 31 Club Bijou (ALL FREAKS HALLOWEEN BALL) Toledo, Ohio
Nov 1 MISS Qs Live Music Complex Fort Wayne, Indiana
Nov 2 Uncle Fester’s Bloomington, Indiana
Nov 3 Tops & Tails Creve Coeur, Illinois
Nov 4 The Whiskey Lounge Grand Rapids, Michigan
Nov 5 Dirty Jack’s Cincinnati, Ohio
Nov 6 The Pearl Room Mokena, Illinois
Nov 7 Doubles Bar Green Bay, Wisconsin
Nov 8 Station 4 St Paul, Minnesota
Nov 9 House of Bricks Des Moines, Iowa
Nov 10 Nutty’s North Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Nov 11 TBA (Book Us) Milwalkee/Madison, Wisconsin
Nov 12 GROUND XERO Springfield, Missouri
Nov 13 TBA (Book Us) Oklahoma / Little Rock, Oklahoma
Nov 14 Reno’s Chop Shop Saloon Dallas, Texas
Nov 15 TBA (Book Us) Austin, Texas
Nov 16 TBA (Book Us) Houston, Texas
Nov 17 The Compound Corpus Cristi, Texas
Nov 18 TBA (Book Us) Lubbock, Texas
Nov 19 TBA (Book Us) Farmington, New Mexico
Nov 20 Launch Pad Albuquerque, New Mexico
Nov 21 TBA (Book Us) Flagstaff, Arizona
Nov 22 The Sets Tempe, Arizona
Nov 23 The Rock Tucson, Arizona
Nov 24 Brick By Brick San Diego, California
Nov 25 TBA (Book Us) Hollywood, California
Nov 26 TBA (Book Us) San Louis / Opisbo, California
Nov 27 THANKSGIVING DAY OFF Oceano, California
Nov 28 TONIC Reno, Nevada
Nov 29 El Balazo San Roman, California
Nov 30 TBA (Book Us) Sacremento / San Fransico,CA
Dec 1 WOW HALL Eugene, Oregon
Dec 2 TBA (Book Us) Portland, Oregon
Dec 3 Studio Seven Seattle, Washington
Dec 4 TBA (Book Us) Washington
Dec 5 THE BADLANDER (Pending) MISSOULA, Montana
Dec 6 TBA (Book Us) Billings, Montana
Sounds Like
YOU SEE I CAME UP WITH THIS BIZZARE IDEA OF CREATING A LARGE UNDERGROUND MUSIC AND ART COLONY IN HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA...THE FIRST THING I DID AFTER SELLING 2 1/2 MILLION ALBUMS OF THE MTV AND BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD ALBUM CEREAL KILLER WAS OF COURSE COUNT THE MONEY AND ROLL AROUND IN IT NAKED...WHEN I WAS DONE I TOOK A SHOWER CAUSE MONEY IS DIRTY AND I BOUGHT A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR TELEVISION STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD....
THERE I BEGAN TO CREATE MY UNDERGROUND MUSIC AND ART COLONY...THAT QUICKLY GREW TO MANY BIZARRE SITUATIONS....DOING VIDEOS FOR TIM BURTIN...SPIKE JONZES.. KISS.... WEIRD AL...THE BANANA SPLITS...TOU PAC.... AND MARILYN MANSON...
THEN WE WORKED ON SONGS WITH HULK HOGAN CALLED "LEADER OF THE GANG"... MAD MAGAZINE CALLED "BLIND DATE"...MARVEL COMIC BOOK HEROS THE FANTASTIC FOUR CALLED "CLOBBERIN TIME" AND EVEN A SONG WITH OUR OLD BAND MEMBERS TOOL CALLED "HIGHER GROUND"....
ALONG WITH THAT WE STARTED DOING MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS...WE HAVE SONGS IN THE FOLLOWING MOVIES..."FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA" IS IN REALITY BITES.."ANARCHY IN BEDROCK IS IN THE THE FLINTSTONE MOVIE..."THE BEAR SONG" IS IN DUMB AND DUMER....WE EVEN DID MUSIC FOR THE PORN STAR "SHANE" FOR HER VIDEO SERIES "SHANES WORLD" AND FINALLY WE DID A COVER OF THE SONG "BORN TO BE WILD" FOR THE DISNEY KIDS FILM ABOUT A BOY AND HIS APE CALLED "BORN TO BE WILD"...
THEN THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED... WE HOOKED UP WITH LEGENDARY BAND MANAGER DOC MC GHEE (MANAGER OF BON JOVI.. SKID ROW.. THE SCORPIONS...AND MOTLEY CRUE...) AND SUDDENLY WE WERE PART OF THE GIANT KISS REUNION TOUR OF 1997...I EVEN GOT TO DIRECT THE KISS REUNION VIDEO..WOW...THEN GENE SIMMONS AND PAUL STANLEY OF KISS APPEARED IN THE REMAKE OF ELECTRIC HARLY HOUSE OF LOVE VIDEO...(SEE VIDEOS LISTED BELOW)... HUH???...A CHILD HOOD DREAM NOW HAD COME TRUE......KISS AND SHITMAN HANGING OUT BOWLING.... GOING TO ACE FREHLEY BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH ROSEANNE BARR....HA...BIZZARE...BEFORE I KNEW IT GENE SIMMONS WAS BRINGING ME CHOCOLATE MUFFINS ON SUNDAY MORNINGS...
THEN SOON AFTER WE AQUIRED A GIAGANTIC 74 ROOM 42,000 SQ FT UNDERGROUND ARTIST COMPOUND RIGHT ON SUNSET BLVD IN HOLLYWOOD NAMED SUNSET/ORANGE...(YOU CAN SEE A VIDEO SHORT UNDER THE INFLUENCE SECTION..)...THERE THE UNDERGROUND ART COLONY JELLED QUICKLY...HERE WE HOUSED SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSICAL TALENT....DJ'S AND GRAFFETTI ARTISTS THAT HOLLYWOOD HAD TO OFFER...THIS IS WHEN I DISCOVERED THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SCENE...THIS WAS A EASY WAY OF PRODUCING MONEY DOING UNDERGROUND RAVE EVENTS.....LIKE LEMMING THEY CAME TO HEAR PEOPLE PLAY RECORD THAT SEEMED JUST TO SKIP OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
THIS THEN LED ME TO OPENEN MY OWN 20,000 SQ FT 1500 PERSON NIGHT RAVE CLUB CALLED QTOPIA HOLLYWOOD....SEX DRUGS AND RAVE N ROLL WAS RIGHT...THAT SOON GOT OUT OF CONTROL AS YOU COULD IMAGINE...AND THEN ONE DAY I WOKE UP WITH A HANG OVER AND SEVERAL NAKED GIRLS AND I SAID TO MYSELF...DUH SILLY MONKEY DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU PUT ON SILLY PUPPET COSTUMES AND SHITTY ALBUMS FOR A LIVING...
SO I GOT OUT THE OLD COUCH CUSION PUPPETS AND I PUT THEM BACK ON MY HEAD....IT WAS A LOT FUNNIER THAN WRESTLING DOWN DRUNK STUPID PEOPLE AT MY CLUB....I THINK I GOT A LITTLE TOOOO CAUGHT UP IN CREATING A HOLLYWOOD UNDERGROUND MUSIC AND ART WORLD AND FORGOT ABOUT MY OWN UNDERGROUND WORLD OF ROCK N ROLL PUPPETS.....
SO NOW THAT I REMEMBERED THAT I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE A PUPPET ...I AM PLAYING THIS BROKEN WRECKERD AGAIN....27 YEARS AND 202 BAND MEMBERS LATER GREEN JELLO STILL SUCKS AND I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT...SO HERE I GO AGAIN...WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE RIDES I RODE I THINK I LIKE THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A RIDE THE BEST....LATER..MORONIC DICKTATOR
....AND FINALLY YES DANNY CAREY AND MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WERE BOTH IN GREEN JELLO BEFORE TOOL...WHILE ADAM JONES DESIGNED THE TOAH CREATURE ON THE FRONT OF THE 333 CD...YOU CAN SEE DANNY IN THE OLD SCHOOL VIDEO LISTED BELOW AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM PLAY DRUMS ON CEREAL KILLER...MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN MAKES APPEARENCE AS BILLYBOB IN THE SLAVE BOY VIDEO AND SINGS "NOT BY HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN "FOR THE 3 LILLTLE PIGS....WHILE PAUL DEMOUR MAKES A APPEARENCE IN THE SHITMAN VIDEO...ALSO CHECK OUT THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO...DANNY ADAM AND MAYNARD ALL MAKE AN APPEARENCE AT THE OLD JELLO LOFT ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD...IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS WE ALL USED TO LIVE THERE...THE OPIATE CD AND THE FIRST 2 TOOL VIDEOS WERE MADE THERE ALONG WITH ALL THE GREEN JELLO VIDEOS....
GREEN JELLO SUXXING SINCE 1981
Influences
MARK FREELAND
SUNSET ORANGE TRAILER
MIKE ODD THE GREAT
RADIOACTIVE CHICKENHEADS
ROSEMARY'S BILLYGOAT
GWAR
HAUNTED GARAGE
DEADLY SEVEN
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