Hey, welcome to my profile. Derp Yo sup, I'm Lou.
I was around this ye olde site a loong time ago then I left to go weird out people on a different site.
And now back I'm here to annoy the shit out of everyone I have a sharp tongue, a blunt way of wording things, and I take nothing seriously.
People like to touch me because I'm so goddamn awesome.
Yes, you heard me. They touch me. So yeah, speak to me if you must. I may shower you with my heavenly words if I think you're interesting looking.
There is more about me, if you want to read on, but if you don't, you can have this awesome gif to look at:
↓ There's more I am going to speak about myself in more detail now, seen as everyone seems so interested. (Okay, you did only have to scroll down, but yaknow)
I'm Louisa Claire, I live in Worcester, UK, which is famous for it's Worcestershire sauce. I actually live one street away from the factory where it's made and this one time... well that's a story for another time.
I am a mother to a young boy. He is my pride and joy, that makes me a MILF. Do not be afraid to tell me.
My favourite pastime is definitely video games. I own and collect a lot of consoles, and I collect games too. I predominantly play on the PS3 now, but I do own a xbox360 and several (well, fucking loads) retro consoles (please ask me to list them if you do want the essay...). My favourite games are mostly RPG's and FPS's. I have a passion for hair, I am training to be a hairdresser. I love cutting and styling my own hair, making and selling synthetic dreads and generally just messing around with hair. Including pubic hair.
I also make and sell jewellery, I actually do really enjoy making stuff. If you want to buy something I've made check out my
etsy store, and feel free to buy stuff ;3.
I'm also quite awesome at art. A while ago I used to make some money doing graphic design and stuff. I was quite good at CSS, PHP, HTML and various other coding, I actually used to offer my services on sites like this to gullible fools.
My sense of humour is... well, different. I have a very sex-focused mind. Most people think I'm a bit of a perv, I'm not, I'm just very open. My personality is completely crazy, my best friend (if I had one, QQ) would probably describe me as bubbly, loud, obnoxious and sensitive. Yes, sensitive. I like to listen to people's problems and help them out. I am a bit of a doormat, regardless of my ridiculous amounts of confidence. But I am only confident around my friends, otherwise I am a jibbering wreck.
I've got quite a few health problems, but I really do not let it affect me, in fact it does make me a bit more determined to do well with my life.
I should really point out now, after I've said all that, that I am actually very well spoken, serious and I do believe in good manners and good ethics. I believe treating someone badly for no reason is unjust. I do like to play about, but I'm definitely not a complete and utter bitch. I talk my mind and am very honest, but that is expected of me in some ways. My friends know who to turn to if they need an honest opinion or advice.
As for the people interested and who have asked me this, I have been on VF since early 2005. I've had this account from the 25/5/2005, no I don't know why I chose to sign up this account on that date. I spend a lot of my time on
darkstarlings and I moderate the Fashion and Bodymods section of the forum.
Read on to know what my likes and bullshit are....
Lillibibbles The things I like are quite complex... and simple... I'm just trying to be like everyone else, honest!
- I like to game, long time.
- I like the internet.
- Hairdye
- Cuddles
- Colours
- Memes
- Sleeping
- Using inappropriate language
- Dreadlocks
- Music
- Jewellery making
- RPG's
- Friendly people
- Good manners
- The colour red
- Sunshine
- Zebra print
| - Sunshine
- Dr Pepper
- Pizza
- Children
- Pokemon
- Cheetahs
- Photography
- Fine art
- Haute cuisine
- Fashion
- Pocky
- Being in love
- Feeling responsible
- Friendship
- Boobs
- Kindred spirits
- Netbooks
- Technology |
Those are most of my likes, I find it hard to make a list of things, though. I've probably missed a bunch of stuff out.
Crappy Stuff I hate loads of stuff, I really can't sum it all up in a list, but I'll try, yo.
- Prejudice
- Rain
- Cold weather
- Ignorance
- Bad manners
- Immaturity
- Feigned interest
- Gender Stereotyping
- War
- Power Trips
- Arguments
- Bullying
- Red meat
- Injustice
- Vanilla icecream
- Daytime TV
| - Idiocy
- Crime
- Bad parents
- Age discrimination
- Parachute Pants
- Newspapers
- Backstabbers
- Being stood up
- Being asked for nudes
- Creaking doors
- The wind - Elitism
- Complete narcissism
- Being unsporting
- Heights
- Pipes
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I'm oh so interesting, yo.
Musique ♥ I really do spend most of my waking hours listening to music. I love music. I am a flautist, pianist, drummer and I also play sax and trombone. My music taste is large and varied. Things I am listening to a lot atm:
- Pendulum
- Rancid
- Chase & Status
- Incubus
- Bad manners
- Lady Gaga
- Freestylers
- Gorgoroth
- Seasick Steve
- Powerglove
- Angels & Airwaves
- Basshunter
- Reel big Fish ♥
- System of a Down ♥
- Vanilla ice
- Daft punk
| - Blink 182
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Madness
- David Bowie
- Michael Jackson
- Flogging Molly
- Alestorm
- Mumford & Sons ♥
- Skrillex
- Deadmau5
- Foo Fighters
- Streetlight Manifesto
- Less Than Jake
- Sugarcult
- The Lonely Island
| - The Mighty Mighty BossTones
- The Prodigy
- Radiohead
- Machine Head
- Cradle of Filth
- ModWheelMood ♥
- Lamb of God
- Paramore
- Scouting for Girls
- Queens of the Stone Age ♥
- Queen
- The Ataris
- The Toasters
- King Prawn
- The Starting Line
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I'm oh so interesting, yo.
