I'm not here to collect points and turn the act of friendship into a fucking game. I'm not here to prove how handsome I am to a bunch of lonely internet dweebs. I'm not here to friend people that have no intention of getting to know me. I'm not here to play the "I'll rate you if you rate me game." I'm not here to join your cult or to listen to your horrible band.
I'm here looking for deep and compassionate people who can hold an intelligent conversation. I'm looking for meaningful worthwhile friends, and perhaps to start a relationship if the conditions are right. I'm extremely guarded and picky when it comes to letting people get close to me, so don't get all uptight if I choose to ignore you entirely.
I'm responsible, self employed, and financially secure. I'm a webmaster that currently maintains 37 websites with more on the horizon. I also make jewelry, clothing, and wall art from old junk and animal bones. You can see and purchase my deceased creations at Fetid Fashion. I was formerly a goth/alt photographer with some level of success? The truth is I got burnt out on photography pretty early on and stuck with it for far too long. If you're curious you can check out my old photography work on Devianart and Model Mayhem. Now that photography is behind me I'm venturing into the hobbies of taxidermy, skeletal articulation, and cryptozoology.
I'm an Atheist that loves metal music, anime, gaming, animals, comic books, wrestling, gore, and perverse humor. I keep a pair of headphones on 24/7. I collect skulls and even own a human skull, I sometime keep things stashed inside her cranium. I'm not in to anything mainstream at all. I honestly could not identify anything that's been on TV or the radio within the past 10yrs. I'm not the kind of person that keeps up with trends or follows the flock. I know exactly who I am, and I'm proud to be me! I'm no Emo kid or Scenester, I'm a fully functional adult and I behave like one. Being a webmaster means I'm usually at home all day long and not far from a computer. I live in the middle of nowhere and have tons of animals. I hardly leave my house to interact with people, because most of the people I've met so far haven't been worth my time or trust. I often seem disconnected from the world, but I'm a quiet observer and I'm constantly taking mental notes. Science excites me and I love to learn new things everyday.
I'm a pothead, but not a huge fan of drinking. I generally don't get along with people who are frequent drinkers, I find drunk behavior to be extremely annoying. Parties are for punks, I'm in my 30's and I value peace and quiet. I prefer to hang out with people one on one, or in very small groups. I tend to avoid all "social gatherings" and I feel far more comfortable just hanging out in someones house.
Although I tend to hate most people I'm really a very gentle and nice guy. I don't raise my voice, I don't get in to physical altercations, and I don't act like an asshole. I take very good care of the people I like and value them to no end.
I really don't watch TV and I consider 99% of it to be mindless brain rot. When I do watch it's usually the History Channel, Science Channel, Discovery Channel, or Adult Swim. I rather buy the shows I like on DVD to avoid all those obnoxious commercials trying to pawn useless shit on me. Instead of flipping through the channels I usually have an Anime series in the DVD player. Some of my favorite Animes would be... Wolf's Rain, Galaxy Express 999, Fist Of The North Star, Ninja Scroll, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Bakemonogatari, Gungrave, Ga-Rei: Zero, Vampire Hunter D, Madoka Magica, Detroit Metal City, Excel Saga, Battle Royal High School, Bastard, Mirai Nikki, Berserk, Hunter x Hunter, Highschool of the Dead, Black Rock Shooter, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Blood-C, Zipang, Blue Gender, Monster, Lodoss War, Ghost In The Shell, Btooom!, Hellsing, X, Level-E, Street Fighter II V, Ergo Proxy, Basilisk, Shin Chan, Trigun, Steins Gate, Last Exile, Psycho-Pass, Fighting Spirit, Desert Punk, Trinity Blood, Gantz, Claymore, Elfen Lied, Godannar, Chrono Crusade, FLCL, Tekkaman Blade, Fate Zero, Tiger & Bunny, Attack On Titan, Suisei no Gargantia, and Fatal Fury.
As for movies... I hate most modern movies... If you catch me watching a movie the chances are it's going to be a low budget movie from Troma, MST3K, an Ed Wood classic, a horror flick from the 40's or 50's, or some obscure subtitled film from Japan. I rather watch movies that are carried by acting and dialog, as opposed to ones that throw a hundred shitty CG effects at you every second. The art form of making movies has died a long time ago if you ask me. Everything today is edited for people with an attention span of 5 seconds.
Book wise... well I only really read instruction manuals, comic books, and manga... I had an enormous collection of over 10,000 comics, but I hit financial troubles back in 2002 (Fucking George Bush!). Long story short, I had to sell my whole collection and it still depresses me to this day. Now I read all my comics online... bleh! Some of my favorite titles are Spawn, X-Men, Dawn, Hellsing, Berserk, Batman, Sandman, Lobo, Darkness, Gantz, Conan, Crossed, Suicide Squad, Deathstroke, Demon Knights, Hitman, Hokuto no Ken, Jackals, Legion Lost, Shade, Orchid, Walking Dead, Punisher, Avengelyne, Netherworld, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Ubel Blatt, Shinku, Soukoku no Garo, and Hellblazer.
Ultimately what I'm looking for is a girl between the ages of 22 and 28, with similar music interests as me. Someone who doesn't mind that I have 8 house cats and take care of 10 outdoor strays. Having an interest in gaming, anime, or comic books would be a major plus, but not a necessity. I'm not here looking for casual flings. I'd like to have some long term commitment with the next person I choose to date.
I really don't get along with girls who strip, work in the fetish industry, or are excessive drinkers. These are major red flags to me, and if that sounds like you please don't contact me. I'm also not attracted to chubby, thick, or fat girls in the slightest. You could be the most interesting person in the world, it still won't change the fact that I don't find overweight girls sexually attractive.
Likes
Black Metal, Death Metal, Folk Metal, Thrash Metal, Grindcore, Power Metal, Video Games, Xbox 360, Anime, Comic Books, Manga, Stars, Planets, The Universe, Trees, Mountains, Forests, Waterfalls, Streams, Nature, Animals, Cats, Bones, Skeletons, Skulls, Blood, Death, Wrestling, Death Matches, Violence, War, Military Gear, Camouflage, Gore, Horror, Zombies, Vampires, Motor Sports, History, Science, Mythology, Zoology, Cryptozoology, Marijuana, Mushrooms, Band Shirts, Pirating, Hacking, Modding, Tearing Things Apart, Bitcoins, Silkroad, Flea Markets, Auctions.
Dislikes
EBM, Techno, Industrial, DJ's, Emo, Screamo, Hardcore, Metalcore, Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Mathcore, Dubstep, ICP, Juggalos, Slipknot, Maggots, Straight Edge, Religion, Attention Whores, Ravers, Goths, Scene Kids, Posers, People Who Label Themselves, Fat People, Unemployed People, Club Kids, Party People, Drunks, Alcoholics, Crack Heads, Meth Addicts, Coke Heads, Strippers, Internet Porn Stars, Children, Babies, Kids, Irrational Behavior, Cutters, Faux Suicidal Girls, Cry Babies, People Looking For Undeserved Sympathy, People With Little Or No Profile Info, WWE, NASCAR, Football, Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Dubbed Anime, Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, FullMetal Alchemist, Pokemon, TV, Radio, Social Networks, Malls, Everything Mainstream.
Favorite Music
1349, 3 Inches Of Blood, Abazagorath, Abigail Williams, Abiotic, Abnormality, Abominable Putridity, Aborted, Absu, Absurdist, Abused Majesty, Abysmal Dawn, Abysmal Torment, Ad Patres, Adamus Exul, Aeglyss, Aeon, Aeternus, Agathodaimon, Aggresion, Aisthesis, Alghazanth, Altar, Amon Amarth, Anaal Nathrakh, Anata, Anal Flesh, Ancient, Angel Corpse, Angerseed, Animosity, Antipathiea, Antiquss Infestus, Antropomorphia, Apostasy, Arafel, Arkangel, Arkhan, At The Gates, Atretic Intestine, Augury, Aurora Borealis, Avulsed, Azaghal, Backyard Mortuary, Balyios, Bane, Baptism, Barbarian Prophecies, Barra Xul, Bartholomeus Night, Battle Beast, Battlesoul, Beheaded, Behemoth, Be'lakor, Beliar, Belphegor, Beneath, Bestial Mockery, Big End Bolt, Bile Of Man, Bio-Cancer, Black Horizonz, Blackguard, Blackwater, Blind Guardian, Blood Of Kingu, Blood Red Throne, Blood Tsunami, Bloodbath, Bloodshot Dawn, Bohema, Bolt Thrower, Bornholm, Brain Drill, Breed Of Scorn, Brutality, Burning The Masses, Bywar, Cadaver INC, Cannibal Corpse, Canopy, Carnal Forge, Carnal Lust, Cattle Decapitation, Centurian, Cephalic Carnage, Chaos Inception, Chapel Of Disease, Christ Agony, Chthonic, Cirith Gorgor, Cirith Ungol, Claim The Throne, Cliteater, Cobolt 60, Cognizance, Cor Scorpii, Coroner, Corporate Death, Corpus Mortale, Corrupt, Creation Undone, Crest Of Darkness, Cryogenic Implosion, Cryptopsy, Cyanic, Cyst, Cystic Dysentry, Daemon Foetal Harvest, Daemonicus, Dagon, Danzig, Dark Empire, Dark Funeral, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, Darkenhold, Darkrise, Dawn, Deadborn, Death, Death Angel, Deathchain, Deathspell Omega, Deathstorm, Deathwitch, Debauchery, Decapitated, Decaysia, Decrepit Birth, Defeated Sanity, Defloration, Deicide, Deivos, Demented, Dementia 13, Demolition Hammer, Demonoid, Denouncement Pyre, Descender, Desecravity, Deserted Fear, Desolator, Despised Icon, Destruction, Detrimentum, Deus Otiosus, Devian, Devourment, Dew-Scented, Diabolical, Die Hard, Dies Irae, Dimmu Borgir, Discreation, Dishonour The Crown, Diskreet, Disolvo Animus, Dissection, Divine Profanity, Draconian, Drawn And Quartered, Drunkard, Dying Fetus, Dyscarnate, Dysphagic, Dysthymia, Edge Of Sanity, Eluveitie, Emperor, Enforsaken, Enshadowed, Ensiferum, Enslaved, Enthraller, Enthrallment, Enthymion, Entrenched, Entrails, Epicedium, Equinoxio, Essence, Eternal Wisdom, Evil Emperor, Exarsis, Execution, Exmortem, Exmortus, Exumer, Faeces, Fallujah, Fangorn, Fatal Embrace, Faust, Feral, Fetid Zombie, Fetus Stench, Final Breath, Finntroll, Flagellant, Flesh, Fleshcrawl, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Fleshwrought, Fog Of War, Forceps, Forefather, Forgotten Tomb, Forlorn Path, Fortid, Foul Body Autopsy, Fragments Of Unbecoming, Frightmare, From The Shallows, Frozen Dawn, Fueled By Fire, Funeris Nocturnum, Furor Gallico, Gloria Morti, Glorior Belli, Goats Of Doom, Goatwhore, God Among Insects, God Dethroned, Gogira, Goratory, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, Gortal, Gory Blister, Grand Supreme Blood Court, Grave, Graveborne, Graveworm, Graveyard, Grimfist, Grimness 69. Grisly Amputation, Hackneyed, Hammercult, Handful Of Hate, Harmanic, Harpia Deiis, Hatchet, Hate, Hate Eternal, Hateform, Hatriot, Havok, Headcrusher, Headless, Heaven Shall Burn, Helcaraxe, Hellspawn, Hemoptysis, Hirax, Hollow, Homicide, Hopelorn, Humanity Defiled, Humanity Delete, Hypnos, Iced Earth, Illdisposed, Illnath, Immersed, Immolation, Immortal Souls, Impaled Nazarene, Impaled Offering, Impalers, Imperial Vengeance, Imperium Dekadenz, Imperium Infernalis, Impiety, Impious, In Malice's Wake, In Torment, Inanimacy, Inanimate Existence, Incantation, Infected Flesh, Infected Omnipotence, Inferi, Infinite Translation, Inglorious, Inhuman, Insane, Insepulto, Insision, Intestine Baalism, Invection, Ipsissimus, Iskald, Itself, Juno Bloodlust, Kaamos, Kadaver, Kalmah, Kalter, Kamikabe, Kaoteon, Karnivore, Karybdis, Katalepsy, Keep Of Kalessin, Keitzer, Khors, King Conquer, Kings Of Asgard, Kings Evil, Kommandant, Konkeror, Krampus, Kranthor, Kreator, Krisiun, Kronos, Laconist, Landmine Marathon, Last Wail, Legacy Of Emptiness, Legion Of The Damned, Lumeria, Leviathan, Lich King, Lifeless, Litrosis, Logic Of Denial, Lord Belial, Luciferion, Lugnasad, Lugubre, Luvart, Maelstorm, Magic Kingdom, Malfeitor, Malignancy, Maniaca, Mantic Ritual, Marduk, Martriden, Mass Infection, Mass Insanity, Mastiphal, Maveth, Megadeth, Melektaus, Metalium, Metastasis, Mind Affliction, Mirrorthrone, Miseration, Misery Index, Misteltein, Mithotyn, Mongrel's Cross, Monstrosity, Monumental Torment, Morbid Angel, Morbid Carnage, Morgoth, Morgue, Morzgul, Morphosys, Mors Principium Est, Mors Subita, Mortifier, Mortifilia, Mortillery, Mortuorial Eclipse, Morzgulm, Mosfet, Mourning Forest, My Own Grave, Myrkskog, Naglfar, Hahum, Nasum, Natrium, Neaera, Necrocomiccon, Necrogrind, Necroid, Necromorten, Necronomicon, Necrophagist, Necrophobic, Necrowretch, Necrogoblikon, Nephrolith, Nevercide, Netherbird, Nethervoid, Neuroma, Never, Never To Arise, Neyra, Nightforest, Nile, Nocturnal Amentia, Nocturnal Fear, Norz Feuer, Nothgard, Nowen, Nox Aurea, Nucleator, Oakhelm, Oathbreaker, Obituary, Oblivion, Obscurity, Obscurus Advocam, Old Man's Child, Ominous, Omission, Ondskapt, Onslaught, Open Hell, Opeth, Outcast, Over Your Threshold, Paganizer, Pantheion, Parasitic Extirpation, Paroxysmal Butchering, Paths Of Possession, Pequod, Perversity, Pessimist, Pestilence, Phalgeron, Phobiatic, Pictured, Pig Destroyer, Poppy Seed Grinder, Possessed, Possessor, Pragmatic, Prostitute Disfigurement, Protector, Psychobolia, Psychodeath, Psychopath, Psycroptic, Pyaemia, Pyorrhoea, Pyrithion, Ragnarok, Raise Hell, Ravencult, Raventale, Razorwyre, Reciprocal, Rectal Collapse, Requiem, Resurrecting Judas, Retaliatory Measures, Rev 16-8, Revenge, Revolting, Ribspreader, Risabov, Ritual Carnage, Runemagik, Rusted Brain, Sacrilegious Throne, Sadistik Forest, Salo, Sanctifier, Sanctus Nosferatu, Sangria, Sanguis Imperem, Sanhedrin, Sanity's Rage, Sargeist, Satan's Host, Satans Wrath, Scent Of Death, Sceptic, Scordatura, Scum Sentinel, Scythe, Seance, Sectu, Seducer's Embrace, Sententia Mortis, Septic Flesh, Septory, Sepultura, Serenity In Murder, Setherial, Severed Savior, Sexcrement, Shining, Sideblast, Sidious, Sightless, Sin Of God, Sinister, Sins Of Omission, Six Feet Under, Six Million Dead, Skeletonwitch, Skinned, Skirmish, Skyfall, Slaughter Brute, Slaughtered Priest, Smargroth, Soreption, Soulless. Soulphureus, Spawn of Possession, Spectral Mortuary, Spirit Disease, Spirit Of The Forest, Stigmhate, Stillborn, Stormlord, Stortegn, Strapping Young Lad, Strydegor, Sturmkaiser, Subconscious Void, Suffer In Silence, Suffocation, Suicidal Angels, Suicidal Tendencies, Suidakra, Sylosis, Symuran, Syndrom, Taake, Terrorama, Terrorust, Testament, The Cleansing, The Damnation, The End Of All Reason, The Eradicated, The Faceless, The Grotesquery, The Legion, The Levitation Hex, The Seraphim Veil, The Unborn Dead, The Unconscious Mind, The Wrath Of Vesuvius, The Wretched End, Theatre Of Tragedy, These Are They, Those Who Lie Beneath, Thulcandra, Timor Et Tremor, Tormention, Torture Killer, Trifixion, Tvangeste, Tyranex, Ultra-Violence, Unbirth, Undertaked Of The Damned, Unearth, Unfathomable Ruination, Unholyath, Unleashed, Unspoken Triumph, Usipian, Vale Of Tears, Valgrind, Vintersorg, Violator, Visceral Bleeding, Vital Remains, Voices, Voight Kampff, Vorum, Vreid, Vulvectomy, Warbringer, Watain, Wintersun, Witchery, Wodensthrone, Wolfchant, Wormreich, Wormrot, Wrath Of Fenrir, Wretched, Writhing, Your Pain Is Endearing, Zombified, Zonata
...and well over a thousand more metal bands I couldn't think of while making this list.