Hello, I'm Alex I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse, and I'm all out of gum! I sold my soul to rock and roll long ago; they said the cheque was in the post but I haven't received anything yet. Every time I phone their office it goes straight to voice mail. I'm a 27 year old metal head from Milton Keynes, although, I look much younger than that don't I? ....just smile and nod. I'm 6 footish in my socks. Blessed with boyish good looks cursed in equal measure with slender girlish hands. I'm an interesting blend of laid back slacker and supreme stress head. My left bicep is called Matilda, my right bicep is called Ann-Marie. I work for an evil faceless conglomerate full of depressingly average people and would very much like to meet and surround myself with some awesome people for a change. Currently having work done on a tattoo sleeve. I'm a seasoned festival goer; anyone who sees me roaming around the Download festival site should stop me and hug me and possibly buy me a beer, I'd appreciate that.
Likes
Metal, beer, whiskey, metal festivals, boobs, guitars, tattoos, spiky things, martial arts, stupidly spicy food, Irn Bru (the most metal of soft drinks) Motorbikes, piercings, kittens and snuggles .... I mean .... BARBED WIRE ON TOAST! YEAH! MANLY! GRR!
Dislikes
Glitter, celebrity, fashion, pop music .... in fact anything pop
Favorite Music
Megadeth, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Gall Hammer, ChthoniC, Machine Head, Sigh, Tool, Testament, loads more