I'm Fruitbat, hear me squeak. I've been on this site for a long time, first joined in 2005, watched as people came and went, joined cults, moved on, did the whole profile-ratings thing, grew out of it, decided I wanted my little quiet profile instead. I'm mostly here for friends and somewhere to spam my adorable pets. I'm not perfect. I talk too much, I'm always breaking things, I sometimes get "then" and "than" mixed up. Sometimes I duckface in photos. I like to dance badly in my underwear. I talk to inanimate objects. I like to have drunken wrestling matches with friends whilst wearing giant inflatable penises (I'm known as the mighty Impaler, if you really want to know) I'm obsessed with my pets. I'm obsessed with Batman. I fancy Darth Maul. I'm a bit of an idiot now and then, but I've lived through hell and back and have learnt to enjoy life.
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