-**** A bit about my person : Just to clarify, I'm a 41 year old full blooded Eskimo with a wooden leg. Okay, Im not really an Eskimo but I am a half Jewish, half Iranian Atheist who is at war with myself, and I am actually 41 despite my age-less complexion. I'm extremely lucky in a culture that worships youth that I in no way look my age and stump many people. I never get tired of people telling me how young I look for 41. I don't actually have a wooden leg, but if you do, maybe we can incorporate it into some kinky game, and pretend to be pirates;) ============================================ More about me: -Down to earth Diva! -Fag hag -lip gloss always poppin! -outgoing/friendly extrovert -creative/artistic -bohemian -mid century modernist -punk rawk-victorian-goth-hippie from outer space! -sarcastic/corny and cheesier then a velvet jesus -goal oriented with an ambitious side -I've never been bored a day in my life -I can bring a shy person out of their shell -I collect mannequins -vintage toys -commic books (simpsons, 8-ball, hate) -art (Mark Ryden) pop surealism -love anything campy, kitsch, retro, vintage,psychedelic, cute,pink, space age atomic, or mod -IKEA IKEA IKEA! -lots of hobbies -former professional dog groomer -vegetarian -animal lover -I wear wigs -I'm super fem , girly, plus sized and curvy -double D sized rack (don't be haters) -I'm a disco inferno, burn baby burn! -I'm a COUGAR on the prowl for young hot emo boy cubs RAWRRRRRR!!!!!!!-I love BDSM Kitten play-meow? -I like to be a FEM DOM yo! muhaha! My vampire freaks video introduction MY VAMPIRE FREAKS VIDEO SALUTE-PROVING IM REAL, BABY, REAL! I'M FUNKY AND I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY!
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I'm single yo! Wish I could find the perfect pretty boy who is my age yet looks as young as me who could totally rock my vagina, but my pickyness aside, it hasn't happend yet living in Ohio, so in the meantime I want a shiny new younger submissive kinky boy-toy to play with. I love younger guys because they are so pretty, horny and flawless, they have lots of youthful energy and they keep me ageless! I can be amourous and fall into deep lust with someone, it excites me and sucks simutaneously. I have a lot of passion for life becuase I dont believe we go around again. This is it! So be humane to each other because each other is all we have to lean on. There is no one up in the sky involved in our stupid dramas, just a dark void and infinate blackness, so get your joys while your here on this rapidly decomposing planet, cause if your basic needs are met life is one big giant random clusterfuck of awesomness you bitches! Okay so yeah, Im a cougar and guys my age can be rather boring so let me have my mid-life crisis in peace, you know you want to do it too some day and Im successfully pulling it off so far and loving it. I love boys who were the band geeks in high school, the ones who are metro and feminine, girly and pretty, tall-skinny and lanky with no muscles or overt masculinity at all! The more delicate,skinny, pretty, and boyish-looking the hotter !!!!! Oh my!! Instantly orgasmic!..so yummy! Emo/scene boys OMG extreame brutal hotness, the pouty lips, fringey hair, eyeliner and tight jeans, lifting their shirts and showing what I so crave in their VF profile pics, attention whores age 18-24, I am here to WORSHIP the FUCK outta you basturds!!! Do you wanna be adored??? VF is a bottomless pit of these emo-licious slut puppies and thus has become my porn. I have never seen so many of "my type" like that in person or in the media so its like sensory overload in my pants and my hormones are in overdrive, oh the horror!!! What also makes me melt is guys with british accents, europeans in general, also asian and latinos, OMG so hot! I also turned on by androgeny, trans gendered persons, cross dressers, and I like women too. I'm queer positive! Nothing is hotter then twinks, yaoi and boy on boy emo twink porn and those notorious "emo boys kissing" videos on youtube, BDSM kitten play, cosplay, boys in cat ears: Neko boys! I want a pet boy to be pretty and vain and let me spoil him... won't you be my pet boy? Yo? -- -- -------------------------------------
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Organized Sports/God &Organized Religion/masculine guys/patriotism/sexism/racism/homophobia/sorority sluts and drunken macho frat boys from hell/People who yell things at you from car windows/republicans/mainstream mediocrity/pretentious anarchist hipsters/drama queens/self absorption/people who care about labels and logos on their clothes just to appear rich and materialistic/ people who pick on emo's for all the wrong and generalized reasons because cutting and being suicidal isn't something to make fun of but someone who needs profestional help. If were gonna be mean to someone then lets overthrow corperate america because they are a serious threat to our well being. Hearing people complain they are bored all the time. I have never been bored before. Read a book, become a political activist and save the world, DO SOMETHING! Entertain yourselves!!!! Oh, and a really big pet peeve of mine is cannibalism, I mean who do those cannibals think they are anyway? -------------------------------------------------------------------BTW I also really hate straight guys who don't eat pussy........I mean...what's up with that ???? Selfish much???? And a word to the wise: To all you young ppl on here with low self esteem: STOP WASTING YOUR YOUTH ON HATING YOURSELVES! IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF, NO ONE ELSE WILL! IF ONE PERSON DOESNT APPRECIATE YOU, INCLUDING ME, THE NEXT PERSON WILL! THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF PPL OUT THERE AND IF YOU DONT FEEL APPRECIATED BY ANYONE YET , THEN YOU JUST HAVE NOT MET THE RIGHT KIND OF PPL YET AND TBH IT TAKES TIME AND SKILLS TO FIND THEM! MAKE SURE YOUR FRIENDS CELEBRATE WHO YOU ARE AND YOU NEED TO START CELEBRATING YOURSELF TOO. AND ONE LAST THING... ALL THE PAIN YOU FEEL IS LIGITIMATE! IF THERE IS ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT AGING IT IS THAT PPL UNDER 25 FEEL PAIN AND EMOTIONS MUCH MUCH MORE INTENSLY THEN THEY WILL WHEN THEY GET OLDER. SO HANG IN THERE BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET OLDER THINGS WONT ALWAYS BE THIS FUCKED UP! DEAL ONE DAY AT AN EFFIN TIME YOU LITTLE MONKEYS! Good luck with that, it will get better in time you will learn to take things in stride better the longer you are alive! I PROMISE YOU!;)
I've always been hardcore into music my whole life. I used to see two concerts a week in my late teens and early 20's but it was cheaper back then. I was very into the music scene and saw,hung out with, and met a lot of cool bands in my lifetime. I read a lot of music journalism, but I really don't keep up with it as much anymore but still like an occasional concert. Going to concerts is like a religious experience for the concert going Atheist. ---------------------------------------------------------- -I like a lot of music but some of my favs include: ------------------------------------------------------- B-52's, Devo, Missing Persons, Deee-Lite, The Smiths, Joni Mitchell, Carmen Miranda, Ravi Shankar, Cab Colloway, The Lemonheads, Julianna Hatfield, My Bloody Valentine, Ween, Sonic Youth, Depeche Mode, Zapp and Rogers, P.Funk and George Clinton, Billy Holiday, They Might Be Giants, Lush, Curve, Blur, Ride, Dinosaur Jr., Jesus and Mary Chain, Cacteau Twins, The Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Prince, Madonna, Mudhoney, Nirvanna, Foo Fighters, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Pavement, Sebadoh, Primus, The Go-Go's, Teenage Fanclub, Big Star, The Grateful Dead, The Byrds, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Tom Tom Club, This Mortal Coil, The Velvet Underground and Nico, Stereolab, and sooooo much more!!!!!!!!!! I like every genera but am picky what I like within each. For my extensive list of bands go see my myspace link. ------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ I'm a neko girl and here is one of my avatars:
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