I am a Guardian. I am ever watchful, ever present, and ever ready. There are no shades of grey or white, only pitch Blackness, and you are not on my good side. If you are polite I will return such, if you are an asshole I will also Return such in full.
Preliminary: I've got a morose sense of humor that most people don't get. I curse frequently, and if you think that shows Ignorance then you're showing your own ignorance, it's just a word, it doesn't hurt anyone unless they allow it. I have Insomnia, and I'm sure as hell not a role model for any kids unless you want them to be severely fucked in the head. I Don't like very many things, humans least of all.
Abhors: This List Is Not Precise, I Have Reviewed And Attempted to Generalize Many Things. Do Not Assume That I Simply Dislike Anything on This List, For If I Took The Time to Write It Down I View It With The Upmost Anger And Hatred That I Can Withhold.
Angels, Anyone Who Has A Religion, Asinine People, Assholes, Bicycles, Birds - Excluding Eagles And Hawks, Bright Colors, Buffalo, Cake, Cars, Trucks, Chickens, Cookies, Courage, Cowards, Cows, Cupcakes, Daemons, Dagon Knoni, Dogs - Excluding Wolves And Coyotes, Dreaming, Dress Codes, Eels, Every Culture, Fakes, Food, Fools, Frogs, Gangs, Glass, Goats, Government-Controlled Societies, Governmental Figures, Harlots, Hearing About Religion, Heat, Horses, Ice, Liars, Lights, Loud Televisions, Low-Flying Aerial Crafts, Masochists, Metal Heads, Mice, Military Personnel, Monkeys, Morals, Motorcycles, Murderers, Nuclear Plants, Obese People, Peace, Pens, People, People Who Think The Good Guys Always Win, People Who Jump to Conclusions, Planes, Pompous Cunts, Pop-Ups, Punks, Racists, Rain, Rapists, Rappers, Rats, Ripped Napkins, Sadists, Sadomasochists, Seafood, Seemingly Endless Indirect Violations of The Constitution, Self-Appointed Chairs of Power, Semis, Severed Spinal Columns, Sexists, Short People, Skinheads, Small Children, Small Dogs, Small Knives, Small Pebbles, Socks, Soft Drinks, Spiders, Spirits, Sweatpants, Sweatshirts, Tablecloths, Tall People, The Media, Tight Fitting Clothing, Toads, Trees, Typing, Uneducated People, Vans, Weak People, Writing, And More.
Music: Amon Amarth, Carach Angren, Dethklok, Devildriver, Dope, Eluveitie, Fractured Fairytales, Heaven Shall Burn, Illdisposed, Kittie, Korpiklaani, Lamb of God, Marilyn Manson, Mary Magdalan, Motogrator, Omega Lithium, Otep, Panzer AG, Poisonwood, Rammstein, Static-X, Strapping Young Lad, Suicide Commando, Tool
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