Hoping that if I stared at you long enough with my fists clenched like this, your head would explode.
Status: Don't you look at me with that tone of voice!
Sex: male Age: 28 Location: Port Charlotte,
Florida, United States
Member since: August 14, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Occupation: I'm a fucking Polar Bear
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About Me
A horse is a horse of course of course, but polar bears are better. Just recently moved to Florida with a couple friends. We'll see what the beach can do for disposition.
Likes
I enjoy learning new things above all else. I likes me some exercise, certain nerdy references, standing on my roof during storms, astral projection, animal instinct, sharp things, being barefoot, tasty food, little bubble blowing machines, sidewalk chalk, open minds and much more.
Dislikes
Broken glass in my underwear, fungal infections, puking, my penis falling off, having my foot run over by a car, being hit in the face with a coconut, being whipped with a beach towel in the scrotum, eczema, papercuts, and my car breaking...again. I think these things blow, and not in a good way. In fact they blow with shark teeth.
Favorite Music
I don't have a favorite. I listen to alot of different stuff. I love me some symphonies and piano concertos. Industrial, alternative, old school rock n roll, metal, 40's and 50's music :) I dance to it when doing tedious bullshit like housework and the like, I feel like oldies had more feeling to them. I do listen to some hip hop, underground artists and so forth. I like variances in genre. I like other random stuff, and the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around.
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