Is it weird to know Britney Spears' birthday by heart? Shut up. I need manga. Wanna donate? Message in a bottle!!! *blows raspberry* I got a new dog! And he's allll miiiine!!! I named him Dorian. Great name, right? Yeah. He's a black standard poodle. That means he's gonna grow to be up to my waist or so. I'm 5'9 for the record. Thanksgiving was... interesting. I'm went to Buttfuck, Egypt (central California) to see my grandda and that whole side of the family. Most of the kids are Rammenstien-listening, ICP-loving gothy/vampire kids. And all of them are loud, fat, drunk, Germans. Yay. Now, tell me the truth. How fucking Pimp is that godamned show Superjail?! I mean C'mon! It's fucking badass!!! Christ... I'm going to be home schooled again. Whatever, right? Its not like its completely horrible or anything but you do get tired of watching Jerry Springer every morning. Actually, scratch that. I fucking love that show. But, uhm, oh! I know! I'm fucking sick of People's Court. Ha! There! Take that! Remember Max Steal? Yeah. Me too. So... who's tired of the FreeCreditReport.com commercials? *raises hand* Oh and the Verizon guy should totally fuck Chad from Alltel. Oh! and, uhm, ya know the new Axe commercial with the Chocolate guy?! Duuuude it's fucking dark. Today, I captured a spider. I'd tell you the rest but most of you wouldn't like me anymore if I did. Yeah, uh, Disney? If you're reading this, I want you to calm the fuck down, kay? I forgave you for the fucking Nemo ride but uhm, what you did to Ariel? Yeah. Unforgivable. Homigawd. Catgog, you guys! Catdog!!! I dyed my hair black. And I am so very sorry. But I was tired of being compared to that bitch in Paramore. I have a bunch of bugbites in the shape of a boat. Its pretty cute. Can a snake eat itself? My grandmother bought me black roses. How Gothic of her. Oshun is deep. Mmmmhm! My aunt just got me subscriptions to Allure and Vouge. Greeeat. Its not enough that I see perfect skinny bitches at my school. Now I gotta see them when I get home, too. I love you Daniel Tosh. But I'm fucking Kyle Cease behind your back. Don't look at me like that Dane Cook. You had your chance. My dad gave my his iPod and there was porn on it. Brazilian Twins 3 is pretty boring, btw. School just started and the Hanna Montana generation kids are our Freshman and sophomores. Look up my name on the Urban Dictionary. Just do it. No questions. Red and blue are my favorite colors. And not just red. It's gotta be red, ya know? Like a fucking Firetruck or something. Same for blue. I'm more of a cerulean type of person. Azure, sometimes. Sapphire just gives me headaches. I love the sunset all most as much as I love thunderstorms. Almost. I just got a dog. Its so gimp. Its like some mutilated Chiwawa... Fukkin' ugly. I'm gonna be an actress. What do you think? While my mom was sleeping, I drew a sad face on her arm fat. My grandma laughed so hard. I have a Jesse McCartney weakness. Did ya know I believe in reincarnation? Yup. I do. And all that jazz about things happening for a reason, fate, and soul mates? Believe in that too. Does all of that have a religion, though? I wouldn't join it or anything. Religion's too troublesome. But it'd be nice to know. I'm a Capricorn. Yup. Born on New Year's Eve. Pretty sweet, right? I think my matches are Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. Chyeah. I don't like chicks with dyed red hair. Only I'm aloud to have awesome flaming hair... Ya know, Thor's name probably wasn't even Thor. He could have a lisp. He could have just been 'sore'.
"I'm thore."
"You're Thor?"
"No, I-"
"Alright, Thor whatever."
I'm so retarded.
I have the hottest room in the whole house. It's hard to breathe in here.
Warped Tour can suck my cock.
I've been on a mad Slurpee craze since Saturday. Pina Colada mixed with Banana. Fuuuuuck yes.
I ran over a cat today. Sorry, cat.
I met a fanboy at school today and we 'fangirled' all day. I was so happy.
Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is retarded. I got it at the swap meet so I can't blame it.
Buy me a cell phone, please.
I love glow sticks and LED lights so hard it hurts.
When my little sister moved out of the house, I stole her black light. She just stole it back this weekend, though.
Bitch.
My grandma found my stash of knives and she's all, "You're weird. You don't even cut people." I just cocked an eyebrow. What does she know, right?
My Gameboy decided that it doesn't want to work anymore. Fine. I see how it is.
I drew a cartoon of a d-bag with a tattoo last night.
I am now a proud owner of something illegal.
I would like to own a list of every piece of information available that concerns Lance Bass' ex-boyfriends. Don't ask me why. Even I don't even know.
My right ear piercing closed up and I decided to reopen it. Myself. My ear bleed so bad and it hurt. But the fuckery doesn't end there. I had no ear piercing equipment so I decided to use a safety pin. So, right now, I have a huge ass safety pin lodged in my earlobe with blood gathered down and around the metal.
This shit hurts.
I saw The Happening this weekend. The twist? Yeah. No twist.
My friend's PSP broke so he gave me all of his PSP shit. Including an ass load of video games and movies. Not to mention the 1 GB MEMORY CARD! ftw.
The Chinese Backstreet Boys are my favorite.
I just saw Funny Games. Fukking AMAZING. I can't stop grinning. It was just so perfect. I've never seen a torture film as pleasing as this. Fukking beautiful. I've never wanted two guys kiss more than I've wanted Michael and Brady to.
i drink it up!!!111one!eleven
I thought I saw Amy Winehouse at the hospital.But it wasn't her.Just some chick that looked like her.Holding two babies.
I was sitting quietly and I let my mind wander in the ER then I got a nosebleed.
They gave me really soft tissues.
I talked to the doctor guy and he said, "Take these pills and you'll feel much better"
Pilllllls are gewwwdd.
So, good news: Pills
The ER vampire said I shouldn't wear so much make up.
I'll choke that d-bag.
Apparently, some dude was hitting on me in front of his wife and kids at Disneyland. Pretty fukkin' awesome.
I'm in-fucking-love with Kazusa Takashima.
I just rearranged my room. I felt the need to 'cause I kept having bad dreams and thoughts and I once heard that when you sleep, if your feet are facing the door, it's bad luck or whatever. So, I moved everything in hopes I won't go on a killing spree or something.
I have summer school. Pretty satanic.
My iPod broke.
My iPod broke.
My iPod broke.
MY MOTHER FUCKING IPOD GOD DAMNED BORKE!!!
*goes through withdrawals*
I put more beads in my hair today. I'm so cool.
I'm getting a tattoo. What should I get?
My mom caught me reading some fan fiction ( a lemon scene at that) and I successfully pursued her a growing girl needs her gay porn.
I got a Olive Garden gift card today. It was sooo random. But whatever. I <3 pasta.
It snowed today.
I dyed my roots black.
I don't like Hello Kitty.
My Tamagatchi died today. I was so upset.
I like Monster drinks. They're like extreme 7Up.
When Cloverfield was over, I stood up and found my new religion.
I wanna take you to a gay bar; And I don't mind your rabid doggy, cause I die for your sins on the dance floor. I know you can feel my techno.
I think my Fan-Tail fish is retarded. My Beta fish is way cooler.
Right now, I have this weird collection of empty hairspray cans on my dresser. I'm just too lazy to throw them away.
I'm looking at my Magmar Pokemon card right now.
If you click 'Bookmarks' on my Firefox browser, you'll see Myspace, EP, ET, Gaia, and pr0n.
I have fake nails except for my left thumb and index finger. They broke when I was mowing the lawn.
My X-Box has been on for about 10 hours now. I should turn it off.
I was watching QaF and was really sad when Sunshine shaved his head.
Wat?! Wat?!
{Jesus Turner}