I am here mainly for role-playing games. If you want to start a role-play with me, you may inbox me, but be aware that you will not be RP-ing with my IRL self, you will be RP-ing with my main character, who is male, who I use over a few different Cults. I might come up with a female character...who knows...
If you send me messages to my inbox that constitute "sexual solicitation", I will report you. It's not because I'm offended, it's because you're a piece of trash if you do this. I will take the extra time to do this if it means other people are spared from your ego-centric mental retardation.
I'm generally not here to find a lover or a fuck-buddy. I almost don't want to be so pretentious to say you're most likely inferior to what I'm looking for, but I just did. My standards are pretty high: you have to be ambitious, face like Shagrath, body like (young) Glenn Danzig, mind like Ron Paul, drink like you're from Valhallah, fuck like James Bond, and have a sense of humor ranging from Dane Cook to George Carlin. If you think you're good, then bring it on over, Beauford. Otherwise, thanks for playing.
Likes
Gym-ing
Demolition derby
Incense
Old-school PC games (anything .wad)
Gettin mah weave on, guuuuurl
Snowboarding
Dislikes
Materialistic people
Braggarts
Rice/wheat/krautburners
Dried out contact lenses
Barking dogs
Favorite Music
A whole lot of everything, but I assure you it doesn't end in "-core"
The older I get, the more I get a warm, fuzzy feeling when I listen to Guns and Roses
I was a trve kvlt black metal kid who corpsepainted and posed with weapons in the woods, dreamt of burning churches, and wouldn't listen to anything that didn't sound like it wasn't recorded on a satanic wax cylinder
90s music. Oh the 90s. When people wore bucket hats and skate shoes.
Bands I've seen live: Dimmu Borgir (x3), Behemoth (x2), Keep of Kalessin, XP8, The Reverend Horton Heat, VNV Nation (x2), System Syn (x3), Larry and His Flask, Dope, Sevendust, Black Label Society, Yngwie Malmsteen & Rising Force, Wykked Wytch, God Module, Ted Nugent
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