I hate writing profiles, what the hell does one say about oneself?
So. My name is virtually impossible for the uninitiated to pronounce correctly, so the moniker provided will have to suffice. Yes, it is (well, a translation of) my real name. No, I'm not into self-immolation. Yes, I am a language geek, thank you. No, I'm not going to call myself 'MaIdEn Of DaRkNeSs xxx', 'VampireBabe 666' or "SlItxMyxEmOxWrIsTsx69" because, ffs, I don't take myself that fucking seriously.
I'm just a lass who happens to like a bit of dressing up, verbal gymnastics, scaring the neighbours and dancing to EBM and industrial-ish stuff. Quite apart from being a cynical and sarcastic bugger.
That pretty much sums it up, really.
Enough about me. Tell me about yourself.
Idiots beware...
Likes
Art audio weirdness being angry about pretty much everything bunnies, kittehs and cute and fluffeh things Bloodstock! things that go BANG! corsets corsets CORSETS! ... *ahem* dancing like no-one's watching darkwave dark electro dieselpunk drawing dreaming dressing up Doctor Who early music eastern Europe EBM elaborate cookery etymology extreme metal futurepop things that glow in the dark gothy stuff hellectro Linguistics long hair, dread/cyber falls and the unusually-coiffed making stuff Middle English minor DIY misanthropy and cynicism ReVolution! sleeping steampunk studio Ghibli tattoos and piercings travel toast WendyHouse! WWI poetry world cinema...
I also like lists.
Dislikes
Idiots. Fake tan. tYpInG LiKe tHiS. Or in txtspeak. Misuse of apostrophes. General ignorance, and pride therein. Bigotry. Hip-hop, pop, 'aarr unn bee' and all of that ilk. Special hatred reserved for dubstep. My work's dress code. Adverts, soap operas, and 'reality TV'; by extension, all of ITV. 'Rom-coms' and anything notionally aimed 'at women', as though we're some sort of homogeneous group. Fashion magazines. People who don't clean up after their dogs. Casual assumptions and lazy stereotypes. The tanked-up gits that try and attack me on nights out. Drivers who don't use their indicators properly. Skinny jeans. Marmite.
Favorite Music
Aborym Agonoize Alien Vampires Alec Empire Amanda Palmer Amduscia Anathema Angelspit The Angelic Process Apocalyptica Arcana Arch Enemy J S Bach Black Tape For A Blue Girl Bossk Botch Brenda Carcass Children of Bodom Christy Moore Combichrist Converge Covenant Cult Of Luna The Cure Damien Rice Die Krupps The Dresden Dolls Emilie Autumn Emperor Enslaved Eurythmics explosionsinthesky Faderhead Fear Factory Frank Turner Frontline Assembly Godflesh Grendel Hanzel Und Gretyl How To Destroy Angels ISIS IAMX Jeff Buckley Jesu Jotunspor Katatonia KMFDM Lycia Massive Attack Mew Million Dead Mind.In.A.Box Muse My Bloody Valentine My Dying Bride Neurosis Nine Inch Nails (circa The Fragile and earlier) Noisuf-X The Ocean Oomph! Opeth Palestrina Paul Simon Psyclon 9 Radiohead Ralph Vaughan Williams Rammstein Razed In Black Red Sparowes Reigns Sabaton Satyricon Seabound Sigur Ros The Sisters Of Mercy 65daysofstatic Slowdive The Smiths Thomas Tallis Type O Negative Ulver Unter Null Velvet Acid Christ VNV Nation Verka Serduchka :wumpscut: X-Fusion YearOfNoLight Zyklon etc.
Thank you ,muchly.And, i've gone and done something stupid and had my tongue pierced ,i am going t sound like a retard at the funeral .Pensions hehe dwp girl or private ?
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>I t would of been better if she were a Wednesday adams type .I wold make a good Chief mourner.Beef up the grief .
.I wasn't short of black cloths .My problem was making sure i didn't look like one of the funeral directors 
