Well, I thought it was about time I spruced this thing up a bit so here goes. I'll try and give you the key points about me without writing an essay. Ha. Well, I'm Caroline, I've been on this planet for approx. 17 years and 7 months and I live in a little town in Ireland (and no, I don't live solely on potatoes, I'm not friends with any leprechauns and yes, contrary to popular belief, we do have electricity). I don't think I've ever been normal. I was a hermit as a child and preferred watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Digimon and Pokémon to socialising with other children. I spent my days playing my PlayStation and Game Boy and sadly (well actually, I'm not going to lie, I love it) that's a phase that I've never grown out of. At the age of 13 my favourite band was System of a Down, I was butt ugly and I watched South Park far too much. Since then I've grown up, got braces, started playing World of Warcraft and I actually now have the balls to talk to other people without feeling physically sick. Anyways, pointless information over, I dabble here and there in music and I'm fortunate enough to play cello, drums, piano and I'm also a trained singer (oh, get me). I lead a pretty average life, go to school, make inappropriate jokes with my friends, sleep, eat and I also work in Claire's Accessories (yes, I know. I sell stockings and make-up to ten year olds. I'm ashamed of myself). Pretty dull really. I currently study music at The University of Edinburgh. I have a great appreciation for classical music aswell as blues, soul, jazz, reggae and funk...basically any genre of music I can get my hands on. I don't really care what anyone else listens to, that's your own business but if you like the same stuff as me then all the better (: Just a few general points...I adore all things comedy, I'm obsessed with Father Ted, The Mighty Boosh, Black Books and The Lonely Island. I tend to go and see comedians more than bands but I've seen my fair share of both. I'm overly sarcastic at times and I love witty people. I love friendly people with a good sense of humour and I hate people who take themselves too seriously. None of this "Fuck My Life" shit. Arrogance pisses me off, as do sluts. I do not want to see your vagina/and/or penis on my computer screen. I'm sure it's lovely but it's just not for me. On that topic, it might come as a shock but telling me I have "good blow job lips" isn't going to make me like you. You don't come across as funny, or sexy or in anyway attractive. Tbh, you just end up looking like a pervy, desperate scumbag. I also don't flash "on cam" cause I'm Irish (I don't really see how that logic even works) and if you start up the general teenagers fapping over each other wink wink nudge nudge conversation with me I will become extremely hostile and I will block you. Also, if you're past 30...stay away! IT'S NOT LEGAL and I'm really not up for it =/ Anyway, I think that's enough. Leave me a comment if I haven't scared you off and we can have a wee chat (: Toodles!
The oxygen thief that is Justin Bieber. You don't love that girl Justin, you're twelve. Go and grow some pubes.
System of a Down, Bob Dylan, The Police, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Anti-Flag, Guns N' Roses, The Who, Van Morrison, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, James Brown, Miles Davis, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, The King Blues, Jamie T, Johnny Cash, Thin Lizzy, David Bowie, Arctic Monkeys, The Rolling Stones, Rory Gallagher, The Slackers, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Leftover Crack, The Distillers, Mischief Brew, Gogel Bordello, The Cure, Rise Against, The Specials, Blondie, Bloc Party, Flobots, Stiff Little Fingers, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pendulum, The Killers, Kinds Of Leon, Muse, Ray LaMontagne, Buddy Rich, Chuck Berry, Paolo Nutini, Rancid, Bouncing Souls, Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Van Halen, KISS, Fight Like Apes, The Prodigy, Imogen Heap, Paramore, Lady Gaga, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Mumford & Sons, Newton Faulkner, The Temper Trap, Kasabian, The Beatles, Rage Against the Machine, The Aquabats, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Bomb the Music Industry, Against Me!, Dead Kennedys, The Exploited, Aus Rotten, Assorted Jelly Beans, Big D & The Kids Table (: