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The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature,
capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty
When I'm not sitting on tall buildings overlooking the city, I work at Vita-Mix Corporation, do occasional photoshoots, and perform with The Infusion Crew. I'm also a resident DJ for 2 night clubs in Lakewood, Ohio (Gothic Nation once a month, and The Chamber every Friday night). (Site/profile links below)
I'm an open minded, taco bell obsessed, full time procrastinator who finds myself living in a parallel world with only my own insanity to amuse me.
CAUTION: I suffer from chronic silliness at almost any given opportunity. I always end up amongst the crazies.. kinda like a chaos magnet.. having a remarkable knack of transforming the sweet and innocent into twisted perverse freaks. My shyness is just a safety mechanism which protects society from my wrath ;]
I can't reiterate this enough, but I WILL NOT be your friend if your only capable plethora of words are "Damn you sexy" if so, then please leave this page now.
I tend to have a random, grotesque, or morbid sense of humor..which leaves my friends in constant ponderment of my sanity.
Ask and I shall answer. I don't mind answering questions as long as they're not exceedingly stupid ^_- ..I do have a life outside of VF, so don't be offended if I don't respond daily.
I can't eat mashed potatoes without getting some in my goatee.
I can't stand people who pre-judge others when you don't know the slightest thing about their lives. I also have this zero tolerance policy for arrogant closed minded individuals that think it's ok to do so. -sharpens ninja star-
Once I get an idea in my head that I'm passionate about, I'll always strive to reach it.. though I'd rather reach for the stars than settle for the moon. Even if I don't succeed at what I attempt, I sure as hell won't regret it
My most desired goal in life is to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell/Chipotle'/Dell Taco
I fully embrace the fact that I'm a complete and utter nerd. My love for video games, comics, and anime knows no bounds.
I respect those who truly deserve it. I can be extremely nice as long as you return the favor. However I'll be your worst nightmare if you bring it upon yourself.
I don't claim to be better than anyone else. I'm not egotistical or have myself placed high in a God-like persona.. I believe we "are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. We are the same decaying organic matter as everything else" lol. I am however proud of my look and what I do, so sorry if your lack of entertainment doesn't make me feel bad.
For the most part, I'm usually keeping busy. When I'm not working (aka slave labor) I regularly attend/promote many local concerts, shows, and club events.
I'm morbidly obese at heart. Get on the subject of food and I won't stop talking. Seriously, there's a 500lb kid underneath my moon tanned exterior.
I'm a social vampire! Unless I have a handy bottle of Melatonin, I don't sleep at night.. If you see me out, come converse..I promise I won't bite, or will I!?
BE YOURSELF!! Make your own choices, and fuck the expectations of society...unless there's a steady paycheck, Ha!
also... On sunny days I like to hit people with rusty spoons... Furthermore, once a month I transform into the evil Edward Rusty Spork Hands
My Upcoming events!
(and remember kids, rape isn't funny.. unless your raping a clown)
Music, Movies, Body Modification, Pyrotechnics, Anime, Dread Falls, Ebay, Morbid ponderments, Grotesque Humor, Cloves, Gothic Culture, World Exploration, Playing Guitar/Keyboard, Clubbing, Photography, Graphic/Dark Art, Ancient Architecture, Storms, Amusement Parks, Raves, Video Games, Concerts, Traveling, Ancient History, Martial Arts, Cosplay, Old/New Japanese Culture, Swords, Armor, Foreign Cuisine, Night Time, Energy Drinks, Paranormal Investigation, Rum/Whiskey/Saki, Vampirism, Blood, Pain, Philosophy, Chaos, Taco Bell, Randomness ::looks around aimlessly:: NAKED!!!
DJs that don't play requests, showers with no hot water, FUKKEN BEES!! emo, rap, or any form of country music, gas prices, commercials, humanity's need to invoke fear for consumption, telemarketers, discrimination, cruelty, religious activists, Ohio, arrogance, shallow people, loosing my marbles, insomnia, pants, snow, bagels without cream cheese, paying bills, doing taxes, scene kids, twilight, public transportation, closed minded people.. or those with minds so open air just passes through...
Always expanding my mind to new branches of genres..
Combichrist, Grendel, Aesthetic Perfection, Hematosis, The Retrosic, Velvet Acid Christ, KMFDM, Agonoize, Wumpscut, Angelspit, Ayria, Schallfaktor, Herzschlag, Terrorfakt, Ginger Snap5, Modulate, Icon of Coil, Psyclon Nine, Suicide Commando, Obszon Geschopf, Columbine, Nachtmahr, Angels on Acid, Aural Vampire, Unter Null, XP8, X-Rx, X-Fusion, Tactical Sekt, Front Line Assembly, Razed In Black, Front 242, FGFC820, Blutengel, L'Ame Immortelle, Skinny Puppy, Stromkern, Alien Vampires, Project Pitchfork, Haujobb, Funker Vogt, VNV Nation, Assemblage 23, E Nomine, Noisuf-X, S.A.M, Heimataerde, The Cruxshadows, Rotersand, And One, Imperative Reaction, Reaper, Hocico, The Azoic, Feindflug, I:scintilla, S.I.T.D, Dioxyde, Terrorfrequenz, Nurzery Rhymes, Asian Faction, Cruciform Injection, Decoded Feedback, Godkomplex, Noisex, Zombie Girl, Nine Inch Nails, Minerve, Yade, Virgins O.R Pigeons, [Distatix], Eisenfunk, Uberbyte, Miss Construction, Neon Synthesis, Dawn of Ashes, Amduscia, Flesh Field, Panzer AG, iVardensphere, Helltrash, C-Lekktor, The Synthetic Dream Foundation, Das Ich
Rammstein, Megaherz, Oomph!, Eisbrecher, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Dope, Genitorturers, Helltrash, Anthrax, Circus of Dead Squirrels, Scum of the Earth, Dethklok, Arch Enemy, Otep, Orgy, Marilyn Manson, Static-X, Adema, Korn, In Flames, Disturbed, Straight Line Stitch, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Powerman 5000, Lacuna Coil, Pain, Drowning Pool, Dir En Grey, Coal Chamber, Soil, Devildriver, Mnemic, Hellyeah, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead(w/J-mann), ChthoniC 閃靈, Amon Amarth, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Battlelore, Carpathian Forest, Lamb of God, Equilibrium, Eths, Theatre Of Tragedy, Deadstar Assembly, Nevermore, Kittie, Ill Nino, Fear Factory, Trivium, Slipknot, As I Lay Dying, The Berzerker, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Dragonforce, Meshuggah, Soulfly, System Of A Down, In This Moment, Wednesday 13, Godsmack, Avenged Sevenfold
Nightwish, Within Temptation, After Forever, Amberian Dawn, Amorphis, Anubis Gate, Amaranthe, Alesana, Before The Dawn, Cocteau Twins, Daysend, Delain, Deuxvolt, Epica, Equilibrium, Evanescence, Evil Masquerade, Firewind, Flowing Tears, Krypteria, Leaves' Eyes, Light This City, Lunatica, Naio Ssaion, Otyg, Primordial, Tsukiko Amano, Sirenia, Theatre Of Tragedy, Trail Of Tears, Xandria...
The Kovenant, Deathstars, Mortiis, Disown, Living Dead, The 69 Eyes, Kidney Thieves, The Dreamside, HIM, Switchblade Symphony, Collide, Jack Off Jill, Ego Likeness, Pitbull Daycare, Dope Stars INC., Zeromancer, London After Midnight, Blaqk Audio, Ladytron, Colony 5, The Birthday Massacre, The Cure, Joy Division, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Ministry, New Order, Abney Park, Alien Sex Fiend, Backandtotheleft, Bella Morte, Christian Death, Concrete Blonde, Corpus Delicti, Dead Can Deance, Dead Or Alive, Echo & The Bunnymen, Gary Numan, Inkubus Sukkubus, Dr. Steel, Killing Joke, ohGr, Peter Murphy, Qntal, Real Life, Sex Pistols, The Smiths, Type O Negative
Alice In Chains, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osborne, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Tool, Guns N Roses, Skid Row, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, Poison, Genesis, Motley Crue, Quiet Riot, Rose Tattoo, Diamond Head, The Scorpions, White Snake, Winger, Twisted Sister, Europe, Ratt, Dio, Blue Oyster Cult, Alice Cooper, Rush, Kiss, ZZ Top, Iron Maidon, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Led Zepplin, Van Halen
Drain S.T.H, Apocalyptica, Sevendust, Filter, One-Eyed Doll, Rabbit Junk, Cold, Stabbing Westward, Placebo, Smashing Pumpkins, Seether, Three Days Grace, Deftones, Nirvana, Chevelle, Finger 11, She Wants Revenge, Dark New Day, Crossfade, Celldweller, Stone Sour, Taproot, Bush, Trust Company, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, A Perfect Circle, Mindless Self Indulgence, Voltaire, Flaw
The list goes on and on...