My name is Alex and I'm 14. Born March 20th, 1995 in Detroit.
"OH EM GEE! You're 14?! You must be an attention seeking emo twilight loving teeny booper!!" Fuck you, go to hell so I can shove pitch forks up your ass while roasting you over hot ass coals! I'm 14, HOLY SHIT! I can't control when my parents want to fuck without a condom. I'm opinionated and a bitch, not attention seeking. Emo's a music genre created in the 1980's when punk went soft, not a label. I read Twilight, liked it the first 2 times, after that it went big, I saw the movie and I'm over it. I'm a fan of the books, and I'm open to the movies, but I'm not an "OH MY GAWD!! ROBERT/TAYLOR!! FUCK ME NOW!" kind of fan, so fuck you and fuck your assumtions.
As I said I'm opinionated and a bitch, so deal with it. If you don't want my opinion or my bitchiness, don't be a little bitch and don't ask unless you're ready to get chewed to bits.
I don't give a shit what you have to say about me, my lifestyle, my relationship, or whatever. Just say your bullshit to my face, and not behind my back, and don't be a little pussy ass bitch and block me after bitching me out, thats cowardly and stupid. Grow some balls, or get some guts and man the fuck up.
Moving onto lifestyle, I'm straight edge. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't harm myself, and I don't fuck around (aka. One night stands.) Sorry people, thats how I live, you don't like? Cool, I don't care, go be a fucktard somewhere else cause you aren't welcomed.
I have a boyfriend of 5 months named David, for now (and maybe forever) he's the love of my life, he's better than you, so don't go hitting on me and shit. Nasty ass perverts and your webcams/pictures, STAY THE FUCK AWAY! I'M NOT INTO YOUR WRINKELY ASS SHRUNKEN BALLS!
All in all...I'm pretty cool, you can talk to me and I won't bitch you out for saying Hi, promise =] I'm actually pretty nice, ask anyone whose talked to me...thats TALKED to me, not argued. Lol.
FAQ
Will You Go Out With Me??
Fuck.No.
nUd3z????
No slice your dick off.
Do You Have a Webcam ;]
No, now go fuck yourself.
dO u lyke TWILIGHT!????!!!
For fuke sake! Fan of the book, movie, not a huge fan though.
Why are you such a bitch?
Cause I choose to be...
Have you lost your v-card?
Why, yes I have, and it's on the top of my regret list.
Like...Dude...Why do you like...hate stoners so much?
Inbox me about that one, I have a different bitchy attitude for eachother different dumbass stoner.
Why are you so judgemental?
I'm not, I'm opinionated.
Whats the meaning of life?
To live...it's right in the question, LIFE.
Are you a Satanist that worships the devil and sacrafices little goats and virgins?
As fun as that sounds, my close minded dumbass friend, I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, look up it, google, yahoo, ask jeeves, bing, whatever it. Just learn what you're talking about, seriously.
Will you be my friend??
Sure, just click the 'Befriend' button on my about me page. By the way, Snitch is Report. Pussy Out is Block, Favoritism is Favorite, Fuck You Too is Shitlist, and Rate/Comment is Rate/Comment.
Druggies (Yes, that includes you stoners).
Alcoholics
CHRONIC SMOKERS!
Epic omg wtf! fans.
Other bitches
Womanizers
Douchebags
FAGGALOES
FAGGALETTES
Anything ICP or Psychopathic
Celebrity bullshit
Miley Cyrus
The fucking Jonas Brothers
Teenie Boopers
People in the age range of 14 - 25 that think they're high and fucking mighty, I'll point you out when I bitch you out.
Keanna Smith and her crew of cuntbags.
Probably the person reading my profile and raging right now lmfao.
you'll grow out of it sweetheart, don't worry.
