Hello all you boys and girls, I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be, but never fear you're safe with me. Well, maybe.


I'm Jonathan.
-I watch approximately thirty-two hours of TV in a year.
-On the flipside, I watch approximately eighty-three films a year.
-I have a strange habit of reading all the ingredients under the nutrition info label of most foods.
-I like giant robots. I still collect giant robots.
-I won't put up with any of your bullshit, so please just fucking spare me and don't waste your time sending me a message unless you actually want to get to know me.
-I don't appreciate being used or toyed with.
-I am a loner by mind and a friend by heart.
-I love being alone yet yearn for close interpersonal relationships with others.
-I am a cynical movie snob. In fact, I am a jaded, cynical bastard when it comes to anything.
-I may or may not have a passion for filmmaking. We shall see one day. Yes indeed.
-I am kinda fat.
-I often see nothing but flaws within myself, yet sometimes I experience a hyper-escalating sensation of self-worth.
-I don't like most people, if you couldn't guess that already.
-I would sometimes rather live in certain fictional universes than my current reality.
-I am a pretty weird person by conventional standards.
-I love the bass guitar. It is probably my favorite instrument.
-I sometimes believe I may be mentally deranged.

Earcandy.
Insightful conversations.
Philosophy.
History.
Writing.
Painting.
Anything Macabre.
Batman.
Animals.
Giant robots.
Gargoyles.
Steampunk novels.
Fast chords.
Heavy chords.
Bass guitars.
Oddities.
Outcasts.
Individuality.
Ink.
Vincent van Gogh.
Hermann Hesse
Well-written films.
Nostalgia.
Anarchism and its faults.
Violence.
Voyages.
Weaponry.
Renaissance faires.

People.
Society.
"Normality".
Standards.
Insecurities.
Prejudice.
Racism.
Bigotry.
Animal cruelty.
War.
Rick Santorum.
Closed-minds.
Willful ignorance.
Rednecks.
Blind patriotism.
Organized religion.
Shallowness.
Snobbishness.
Hypocrisy.
Most hipsters.
White Knights.
Teeny-boppers.
Random friend adds.
The word "hubby".
Impotence.
Onions.
Pork.
Eating.
Parties.
Beer.
Sports.
Screaming children.
Morbid obesity.
Loud chewers.
Laconic messages.
Poseurs.
Guidos.
Indecisiveness.
Loud celebrations.
My jawline.
Acne.
Twilight.
Telephones.

2001: A Space Odyssey
A Clockwork Orange
A History of Violence
Alien/Aliens
American History X
American Psycho
Back to the Future
Barry Lyndon
Batman Begins
Bicycle Thieves
Big Trouble In Little China
Blade Runner
Blood Simple
Blue Valentine
Boogie Nights
Braveheart
Brazil
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
City of God
Clerks
Cloverfield
Dark City
Das Boot
Donnie Darko
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Eraserhead
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fargo
Fight Club
First Blood
Five Easy Pieces
For a Few Dollars More
Full Metal Jacket
Gangs of New York
Garden State
Gojira
Goodfellas
Heat
High Noon
House of Flying Daggers
Inception
Iron Man
Jason and the Argonauts
Jaws
Juno
Jurassic Park
Kick-Ass
Kill Bill
Kill Bill Volume II
King Kong
Let the Right One In
Little Miss Sunshine
Magnolia
Mulan
Mulholland Dr.
No Country for Old Men
North by Northwest
Nosferatu
Oldboy
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Pan's Labyrinth
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Planet of the Apes
Predator
Pulp Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
Raging Bull
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Rear Window
Red Beard
Requiem for a Dream
Reservoir Dogs
Rocky
Scarface
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Se7en
Seven Samurai
Sideways
Sin City
Spirited Away
Stalker
Star Trek
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars
Stroszek
Taxi Driver
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Thank You for Smoking
The Big Lebowski
The Boondock Saints
The Breakfast Club
The Dark Knight
The Exorcist
The Fountain
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The Great Dictator
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Last of the Mohicans
The Killing
The Lord of the Rings
The Matrix
The Princess Bride
The Secret of NIMH
The Seventh Seal
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
The Silence of the Lambs
The Social Network
The Squid and the Whale
The Terminator
The Town
The Warriors
The Wrestler
There Will Be Blood
This Is Spinal Tap
Toy Story
Troll 2
Unforgiven
Vertigo
V for Vendetta
WALL-E
Watchmen
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Winter's Bone
Yojimbo

90's cartoons
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Comic Book Men
Community
Deadwood
Dexter
Futurama
Game of Thrones
House
South Park
Star Trek: The Next Generation
The Twilight Zone
The Wire
Wilfred

A Farewell to Arms
A Song of Fire and Ice
Boneshaker
Brave New World
Catch-22
Choke
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Fahrenheit 451
Fight Club
Harry Potter
H.P. Lovecraft
No Country for Old Men
Slaughterhouse-Five
The Anubis Gates
The Catcher in the Rye
The Idiot
The Lord of the Rings
The Old Man and the Sea
The Road
The Silmarillion
The Stand
Where the Wild Things Are
World War Z

Ever since DC has relaunched their continuity, I've taken a liking to their shit.