
CONFESSIONS
I talk back at the television when I'm alone.
I evil-eye people on public transport if they gawp at me for too long
I've never felt comfortable in a swimsuit
I used to take pounds from the mantlepiece where my father left them and then ask my mother to exchange them for belgian money. Great business plan Shame I went bust.
I'm scared of dark water
You might never really know me
I want to believe in all the wrong things
I'm a constant warzone. You could say I'm a cloud with razorsharp edges or a fluffy blade. Either way, it never seems to make sense
I can peel an onion without crying
It hurt more than I thought it would
I can't whistle
I think about you all the time
I stop listening halfway through most people's sentences
Deep down I know I'll make it
I used to think factories were cloud-machines
I don't like seafood
I can become completely hysterical in certain situations
I am extremely talented at saying inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times
I am a total Phone Hazard. People who call me regularly are aware of this phenomenon
I am like the brightest light you've ever seen, but carry a sharp shadow
I used to have a total thing for Keanu Reeves and secretly I doubt it'll ever go away.
My habits need some serious washing