DemonFlower at Vampirefreaks.com

Rose has a dream.

Alice has a voice.

Jane has a story.

.�. Add a slice of absurdity, four cubes of laughter and a cynical twist. Serve chilled.

Always late, but worth the wait

I'm an odd creature that lives for words. I write, I perform and I love a good dress-up party. My real name is not important here, since you're not reading this anyway. And on that note...

Some misplaced advice:

Unto thine own self be true. It's all that matters in the end.

Any casualties will be left on the kerb. To bleed. Slowly. As a rule of thumb, I never take hostages.

=]

earl grey tea
costumes
heavy summer evenings
corsets
chinese food
clouds
eyes
spur of the moment trips
words like 'foamy'
autumn
crazy hair
you, luv
leopard print, baby!
vodka
tuna and cucumber sandwiches
wastelands
Jean-Paul Sartre
corsets!
Vargas pin-ups
the view from the palace of justice in Brussels
sleep
being driven through landscapes
warm blankets on rainy days
free spirits
writing
contemporary decadence in the form of substance abuse
outrageous outfits

old ladies' gnarly feet wedged into strappy sandals
fucked up ulterior motives
puking
lounge lizards
people who think that if they know enough about anime they'll magically *become* japanese
unexpected loud noises
moodswings
damp socks
copycats
I wrote this profile myself, I'd appreciate it if you did the same and not blatantly copy chunks off mine. I mean... seriously?
being taken for a fool, I'm sharper than you wankers think
feeling homeless
going to the ladies' room somewhere when you're on the red wave and finding out there is *no* bin...
heartache
mustard
mindfucks
shrimp
sand in my shoes
attention-whores
people who smell like they've been doused in a brew of old undies and toe cheese
hangover brainaches
being far away
judgemental sanctimonious horse-scheisse
taxes
arrogance

~~CONFESSIONS~~
I talk back at the television when I'm alone
I evil-eye people on public transport if I catch them gawping at me
I've never felt comfortable in a swimsuit
I'm scared of dark water
You might never really know me
I want to believe in all the wrong things
I'm a constant warzone. You could say I'm a cloud with razorsharp edges or a fluffy blade. Either way, it never makes sense
I can peel an onion without crying
I can't whistle
It hurt more than I thought it would
I stop listening halfway through most people's sentences
Deep down I know I'll make it
I used to think factories were cloud-machines
I don't like seafood
I am extremely talented at saying inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times
I am a complete Phone Hazard.
I am the brightest light you've ever seen and I come with a very dark shadow
I used to have a total 'thing' for Keanu Reeves and secretly I doubt it'll ever go away.
My habits need some serious washing

Please don't add me to your friends if I don't know you and/or we've never spoken. That's just fucking weird.