I like men who have a future and women who have a past. -Oscar Wilde
Status: Senior crawl. I'm about to drink myself all the way down the street.
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Profile:This profile needs some serious updating. First and foremost my name is Jessica but most people just call me Jess. I am a senior at Ohio State majoring in human nutrition. I'm a very "odds and ends" sort of person. I am sarcastic though not necessarily cynical at heart. I love animals and pretty much anything I can pet (please refrain from sending my dirty comments along the lines of "I have something you can pet"). I can't really sum myself up but I would say if you mixed the poetry of Sylvia Plath with the sense of humor of Oscar Wilde, the dance styles of The Sims and the awkwardness of the Office, you would have a relatively good idea of who I am.
Fun Facts About Me!
*SIDE NOTE* I don't have a ratings bar and I don't rate people. I find it kind of stupid. BUT if you message me or comment me saying you "rated me a 10" or any variable of that, I will return that "rating" with a 1 and you bet your butt I will enjoy doing it.
I like a lot of things. I like to knit. I like to go to the petting zoo. I enjoy movies about skinheads, documentaries, and watching animal planet. I like listening to pandora (most recently I especially love my Tom Waits station). I like cheap beer and loose women. I have also come to enjoy video games like Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Portal, and Left 4 Dead. I love basset hounds, men my mother would hate, and internet porn. I also enjoy Disney movies, the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice, sweaters, turtlenecks, Chuck Klosterman, and gargoyles. I have also been known to climb trees.
I can find humor in just about anything. I especially love ridiculous people. It helps me not dislike things so much.
Oh, I dislike people who use the word "digress". It makes you sound pretentious.
lots of stuff, peep the playlist
Link 1: http://www.metalsludge.com
Link 2: http://superdickery.com/