ABOUT ME:

ZOMG!!!11 Hi!!! My name is Scarlett! I'm 13 years old and I live at XXXXXXX, come visit me some time! My cell phone number is 930-242-2343, call me t00 I 3njoy long walks on the beach and talking about my cat named Mittens. 1 tipe lyk dis b-cuz 1 c4n! dats ur pr0b 1f u dnt lyk it!!! MWHAHA, I'm randoms tooooo!!! I lyk, love being a cheerleader...wait, what? Be truthful? Oh, okay.

Hey, my name is Emily, my friends call me Em. G; but for unknown purposes you can call me Wednesday. Please take the time to read my profile before you rate/comment me. If you can't be asked to read it all, at least go read the likes and dislikes section. And please don't give me tens because you think that I'm "pretty." Be honest, if you don't like thirty percent of what I've said, don't give me a ten, give me a seven. I can take it, this doesn't give me an ego boost. Mmmk?

I'm a character, that's for sure. I'm not the nicest person you will ever meet, but I'm by no means the meanest. I'm never serious and it takes a lot to piss me off, but when you do, it's hell. I swear...a lot. Don't like it, get the fuck over it. I'm not an original person, no one ever is. I'm just your run-of-the-mill creepy kid, the one who played with knives and laughed during horror movies. I don't always sound educated, I make mistakes and typos like every one else. And most of the time when I've typed something that sounds stupid, it's normally because I'm awake at three in the morning. I'm not perfect; I'm nothing close to it. I can be funny at times, and others just a bitch, it all depends on who your talking to. Unlike what most people use the Internet for, I rarely bitch about my problems to complete strangers and honestly don't care to hear yours. I never abbreviate my words, I like to take the time to type them out so people can understand what the hell I'm saying. I'm cynical and pessimistic, but I suck it up and put on a smile.

I'm also semi-mature for my age (oh wow, I'm the only kid to ever say that!). I'm mildly easy to get along with as long as you’re not an ass. If you make fun of me, I'll either ignore it or laugh. Life is short and I'm not going to waste it being angry on some one I'll probably never meet. I like to have intelligent conversations with people; it just takes me a little while to get talking. I can be very poetic at times, even if I'm just talking about an every day subject. I'm extremely random, not in that annoying teenage-girl way where you want to smack them, but in the way where not much of what I say is organized. I'm a vegan, but don't worry, I'm not militant; eat what ever you want to. If you're going to make fun of it, be fucking creative. I've heard enough insults that are immature, give me something to laugh at; I have an amazing sense of humor. I like to learn about other religions and cultures; it makes me far less judgmental and more accepting towards other people.

I LIKE BOLD FONT AND CAPS LOCK I know it seems like I'm YELLING but I'm not. I think it looks neat.

I don't dress the way I do because I want to be "different" or a "non-conformist" (that automatically makes you a fucking conformist), I dress the way I do because I LIKE IT. That's why, no other reason, no other point. It appeals to my taste.

Sure, I can be stereotypical, can't we all? You'll see what I'm talking about in the 'Likes' section. By the way, if you're still reading, I (heart) you.

I have OCD, don't feel sorry for me, I hate getting a persons pity. I don't suffer, I just live with it knowing there are going to be certain times where I will have to do something that others will find strange.


But when you break it all down, I'm just one of the guys, I like sports, cars, I'm not afraid to get dirty, and I'll even high five you when you burp really loud. I'm also an open book, ask me anything and I'll answer it truthfully. There's no reason for me to not be myself.

I'm many things, but I am not a liar.

My System of Rating:

Every one who comments and gives me a rating, I view their profile. It's only fair! But, I give ratings most of the time on the 'About Me' section; if you haven't said much about yourself, I really can't give you a rating. I don't give tens based on looks or give them out for the hell of it. You have to tell me something other than Name, Age, Location, One thing you like, One thing you hate, and a band your obsessed with. It may take me awhile to get back to you, but if you type actual shit about yourself, I'll give you a comment and a rating. By all means give me a 1 if you think I'm full of shit, but you better have the fucking balls to say so. If not, you're just like all the other pussies who are scared they're going to be put on some one's shit-list.

Disclaimer: Is actually a total pushover.


LIKES:

Music,
Winter,
Vampires,
The Night Life,
The Dark,
Dogs,
Most people in general,
Chocolate,
Roll Playing Games (They're always fun!)
Blood, Pain, and gory movies,
Nightmares (like I said, I'm creepy),
Bela Lugosi,
Old black and white movies,
Panda Bears,
Rabbits (adorable mother fuckers!)
Fire,
Energy Drinks RED BULL!
Old Fashion Cars (mostly from the forties),
Hockey!
NASCAR,
Animals,
CAPS LOCK,
bold font,
Poetry,
Art,

TELEVISION:
The Addams Family,
American Dad,
Bleach,
The Colbert Report,
The Daily Show with John Stewart,
Family Guy,
Fruit Baskets,
Futerama,
Robot Chicken,
The Sauce,
The Simpsons,
South Park,

MOVIES:
Nightmare Before Christmas,
Brokeback Mountain,
Corpse Bride,
V for Vendetta,
Dracula (1931 edition with Bela Lugosi),
Nosferatu,
30 Days of Night,
What Happens in Vegas,
Interview With a Vampire,
Hostel,
Saw I, II, III, and IV,
Silence of the Lambs,
Nightmare on Elm Street,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
An American Haunting,
Halloween,


DISLIKES:


HOT TOPIC,
Annoying people
Stupid people
Bigots
90 degree weather
People crying in the corner
Overly religious preachy people who don't know when to shut the hell up!
Fox News (see: previous)
Paris Hilton (see: Stupid people)
People Magazine (see: annoying people)
People who can't take hints
Chiwawas
Almost everything that has become "EMO" (damn record companies!)
ELITISTS (that one's a joke)

This is where it gets intricate:

People who believe that they're goth but wouldn't know a goth band if they tripped over it.
People who have the nerve to complain about their 'problems' when they actually live nice lives with understanding parents.
Those Godawful people who hate the 'preps'
Fan girls at concerts who shout "I LOVE YOU [insert name here]!!!!!" when they should be listening to the music.

Self-righteous vegetarians and vegans You disgust me and make me ashamed to be a vegan myself. You are not better than your omnivore counter parts, if that you're worse. Stop thinking you're high and mighty when you're not, and most of all, stop forcing your beliefs and morals.
And with that last one, PETA, ALF, and the rest of those organizations.

People who believe drug addicts are scum. These are the people who piss me off the most, hell, they get their own line for it. Coming from a family with drug addiction in its past, I've known family members with the deadly problem. They're not scum, they've just made a few bad choices, it's not like they can stop a disorder so serious on their own.

People who say, "That's Ghey" when referring to something that's lame, stupid or redundant. No, YOU'RE GAY!

Fall Out Boy, The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and most other pop and Disney shit.

People who cut themselves for attention. You know what? These sons of bitches are the reason no one today takes cutting seriously, they put pictures up on their myspace page and brag about it like it's a fashion accessory. I hope they die of blood loss.

People obsessed with ratings. GET OVER YOURSELVES! There's a life outside of the Internet.
People who ask, "why do you wear black all the time?"
People who say, "This band saved my life!" Stop it, no they didn't. Any band could of took that spot, they were just there at the right time.