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DeadAndDyingDreams
Status: I just violated a turkey.
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Latest Journal Entry: Back. March 28, 2012, 02:08am
Profile: I'm a Jehovah's Bystander, Undercover Lesbo, And Professional Ball Buster. I'm also a dork who talks to the cat. The cat is a communist. I'm serious. I'm slightly vulgar. I want to be Kinky Friedman when I grow up. I don't know how that works because Kinky himself has avoided growing up his whole life. I don't feel the need to prove myself to you. I know I'm a loser. I like it like that. Why must they call it a urinal cake? If you find my virginity, can you please tell it to go fuck itself? I'm not perfect. I don't pretend to be. I don't expect you to be. In times of desperate boredom in the dead of winter I like to freeze myself. I sleep with the things that go bump in the night. I'm never satisfied. I love to run my hands through things. Sand. Hair. Water. I love to immerse myself in things. To feel it completely. Physically. Spiritually. Mentally. I want to lose myself. I think I've done it, but unsuccessfully. How do we know who we are until we make a conscience effort to own ourselves? Maybe I just haven't gotten to the fight yet. Maybe my soul missed the flight. Maybe we're all just Jesus bleeding into wine glasses while wishing our father had done a better job. Perverted comments make me laugh. I comment at random. I give tens at random. If you think this is weird why are you on a social networking site? I like to talk to people from my area, we typically have more in common. By the way. That time we met at that bar, I slipped poison in your drink. You'll be dead in three weeks. You're welcome. Likes: I like to talk to new people on here so go ahead and say hi. writing. rain. driving. watching. walking. nature. classic movies. bright colors. painting. smelling. licking. piercing. music. movies. listening. talking. reading. sex. vampires. science. logic. lust. dresses. shoes. finding. I am an obsessive reader. I love everything from To Kill A Mocking Bird to Kill Two Birds And Get Stoned. I do have a soft spot for vampire fiction. Do not ask me if I've read Twilight, (Twilight lovers read no further. I don't want a thousand whiney rebuttals in my inbox. This is my opinion and you are free to disagree.) I have and I loathed it. Twilight is an insult to vampiric and romantic novels and quite possible literature itself. Its a sad day when a best seller is so compleatly void of plot or interesting characters. If you choose to worship a book, please, I beg you, pick a book with more substance than a pretty man. I am appalled at the slue of vampire related shit that has floated to the mainstream river of sewage and i blame it on that damn Stephanie Meyer and her fucking glittering Jonas Brother vampires. VAMPIRES SHOULD NOT GLITTER. Dislikes: cheddarworsts. perverts. snobs. brats. people who think they're superior. we're all just blood, flesh and bone. TWILIGHT. Favorite Music:    "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" "I'm still living with your ghost. Lonely and dreaming of the west coast." "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose" "I want something else to get me through this, life... And the four right chords can make me cry. When I'm with you I feel like I could die And that would be all right" "I wanna wake up where you are, I won't say anything at all" "There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how, Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall" "And I don't want the world to see me, Cause I don't think that they'd understand" I am Creep by Radiohead I'm in love with Elvis. I'm open to just about anything. Although I do have a soft spot for grunge, goth, or blues. I played cello for six years but I havent practiced much in the past few months. 
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