i am jeremiah, that's all of my real name you can have

i am called theodore broosevelt when i am being kind, or just teddy for short

i am called broseph stalin when i am being mean to people, or just called an asshole, which i prefer much more than broseph stalin

i am 24 years of age, i turned 24 on the 1st of june

i am an american by birth

i am of english, german, hawaiian, italian, native american and welsh decent

i am fucking sarcastic as hell and don't know when to stop sometimes

ANIMALS
(cats, dogs, lemurs, llamas, snakes, squirrels, tigers, wolves)

ANIME
(akira, bleach, blood+, cowboy bebop, fullmetal alchemist, ghost in the shell, karas, naruto, paranoia agent, rahxephan, shin chan, vampire hunter d bloodlust)

ART
(ansel adams, m.c. escher, salvador dali)

BOOKS
(harry potter, lord of the rings, lost years of merlin, milkweed, obsidian, sword of truth, william shakespeare collection)

CAMPING
(i used to camp all the time as i really enjoyed living in the forest with my family while at a young age, we were 20 miles from the closest town called index with a population of less than 300 at the time and the next town 30 or so miles away, only 10 or so neighbors spread out between our house and index, we literally had no electricity or water unless we drive out 2 towns away to get gasoline to fill our generator and replace a small jacuzzi pump every once in a while to bring water directly into our two story purple and green house, we even had to chop our own fire wood to last us the entire winter with a constant 5 feet of snow which lasted from september to may, oh boy do i looove camping)

ELECTRONICS
(i may not actually own all the devices i've listed, but i wouldn't mind having them anyway: ipad, kinect, laptop, nokia morph, playstation 3, xbox 360, wii)

INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION
(i like to try to keep up to date with as many current events as i possibly can, most particularly science, so try me)

MANGA
(don't really know of any good ones, i'm still trying to work my way into this, if you have any recommendations i would be more than happy)

MOVIES
(i really enjoy watching movies just to try to figure out the plot before it's half over and to try to catch any mistakes that they made during filming and didn't manage to cut: akira, cloverfield, domino, donnie darko, labyrinth, old skool, pirates of the caribbean 1 & 2 & 3, shrek 1 & 2 & 3 & 4, superbad, time bandits, to wong fu thanks for everything)

MUSIC
(liking a band doesn't mean that i automatically love everything they have ever done and everything they will ever do, i do like almost every band i hear, but only a few of their songs will i ever listen to: a perfect circle, evanescence, ozzy osbourne, rise against, system of a down, tool)

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
(just because i like an instrument doesn't necessarily mean that i know how to play it, only that i wish i could play, have tried to, or am in the process of learning to play them: cello & clarinet & guitar & king french horn & piano & saxophone & trumpet)

POETRY
(e.e. cummings, robert frost)

ROLEPLAYING
(i don't really roleplay all that much, but i've recently become interested in it again and am trying to polish up my skills in the hopes to become a better writer)

STAR GAZING


SWIMMING
(you will only ever catch me swimming in a pool, and usually only a private one at that, though i'm not inclined to rule out using a public pool as long as it was just cleaned and i'm the first in it)

TIGERS
(i used to make a big deal out of liking white tigers more than orange ones, but who the fuck am i kidding, i love them both)

T.V. SHOWS
(futurama, the guild, house, mythbusters, robot chicken, shin chan, the simpsons, smallville, south park, supernatural, warehouse 13)

VIDEO GAMES
(assassins creed 1 & 2, bioshock 1 & 2, brutal legend, call of duty: modern warfare 1 & 2 & black ops, elder scrolls: morrowind & oblivion & skyrim, fable 1 & 2 & 3, final fantasy 7 & 9 & 10, left4dead 1 & 2, mass effect 1 & 2 & 3, portal 1 & 2, prey, unreal tournament 3)

WRITING
(i've tried my hand at writing several stories, but have either lost everything i wrote due to the clumsiness of others or i've just given up on the idea because i usually hear of it somewhere else)

YAOI
(i don't really watch or read any yaoi, but i do enjoy entertaining the idea of it)

EXTREME HEIGHTS
(i can't stand on the top of a skyscraper, let alone anything more than twenty feet up over a body of water, i would literally shit myself)

IGNORANCE
(i hate the ignorance of others when there is so much to be learned in this wonderful world and information is so readily available)

SPIDERS
(i don't mind if a spider keeps its distance, but if it's large or is coming in my direction, then i have a huge problem with them)

WATER
(i'm only afraid of water with fish and/or garbage in it)

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