Why hello there! Before we get too far along, I am fully aware that my profile seems rather lengthy and, compared to a lot of members' profiles here, it is. I certainly don't expect everyone to read every last bit of it, though I would really like if you did. I do, however, find it only fair that people read the "Warning!" section if they intend to interact with me in any fashion, except sending invites of course. Name: Kate Age: Twenty One Location: Elizabethtown, Kentucky Sexuality: Heteroflexible Occupation: Homemaker
No, my username was not inspired by Cytherea.
Likes
movies (Cruel Intentions, Scream, Moulin Rouge, Resident Evil) | Tyler Perry plays/movies | eyes of any color | Banana Cream Pie Blizzards | Third Rock From the Sun | chivalry | Tom Felton | free thinkers | Photobucket.com | Nickelback | strawberry shampoo | big earrings | cinnamon candles | smokey kisses | iced coffee | Jeff Dunham | a variety of music | The Steve Wilkos Show | old sitcoms | barefootin' | tie-dye | my gorgeous daughter | my brothers | sad icons | 80's music | the first rip in the first christmas present wrapping each year | Full Metal Alchemist | lace | Pokemon | sweet onion sauce | rough play | Foamy The Squirrel | grocery shopping | McDonald's fries | Family Guy | Sherrilyn Kenyon novels | cooking | Futurama | making crafts | dollhouses | The Sims 1, 2, and 3 | Inuyasha | Pacman | movie theater candy | uniforms ;) | sudoku | dancing | dirty Dramione fanfiction | wierd socks | fluff-ball puppies | amethyst stones | colored chalk | bright bras | Greek mythology | Belle, Ariel, and Pocahontas | unmarked notebooks | new colored pencils | honesty | men that know how to take charge | Predators. The new one. | Adrien Brody. Dayum. | Almond Joys
Dislikes
"sure" | poor horror flicks | extensive snow | closed minds | homophobes | drunks | tea | white or wool socks | most beef and pork | slow-loading pages | 'it's and its' | druggies (the ones that need a fix) | phone calls from my parents | new cartoons in general | asshole men | pressure | tennis shoes | strawberry ice-cream | "what ifs" | regrets | repetitive seminars | beer | losing my temper | cheaters | the Twilight buzz | smoking cigarettes first-hand | Diet Dr. Pepper (It does not taste like the original.) | needles | fishing shows | shooting shows | bugs and spiders | "playas" | not having enough time | abortions | ignorance | wasted time | heavy make-up | negligent parents | dirty dishes
Warning!
I'm a pretty decent human being. :) Rather friendly and generally open, but there are certain things that peeve me to no end.
1] Please do NOT add me to your friends list unless we have spoken and we seem to hit it off. I will delete you, rate you a -3, and, depending on my mood at the time, put you on my shitlist. This isn't Facebook; the number of people on your friends list is insignificant to the people here (for the most part). The users of VampireFreaks aren't Pokemon, you can't catch 'em all.
2] Don't ask me for my Yahoo, MSN, AIM, or Skype as soon as we start chit chatting. I prefer not to add people to my messengers until I know we can get along.
3] Please do not try to VF IM me. I don't like the messenger on here. It messes with my laptop. Period. :)
4] If you are under the age of 22, please do not hit on me. I'm not interested.
5] If you decide to downrate me, be mature enough to tell me and have a reason for doing so, even if it is "I don't like Nickelback; you suck." or "I'm a jerk and I'm giving everyone 1s for the hell of it"
6] Do not, for the love of bacon, ask me to cam with you. Don't get me wrong, I love a good pervert. But straight up saying "I'm naked; let's cam," makes you sound like a creeper and a jerk. Don't do it.
If you are on my shitlist, it's because you committed one of these severe annoyances. Don't call me a bitch because you can't read a simple list.
Little Extras
I have never smoked, cigarettes or weed.
I was fourteen when I was first kissed.
I am currently learning how to sew.
I am overly organized.
I can play "Heart-Shaped Box" on medium on Guitar Hero; but I can't do much else on that game.
Ariel was always my favorite princess.
I always looked forward to my math classes in school.
My favorite color is violet, mostly because it's the color of my birthstone.
I watch Steve Wilkos religiously, like an old housewife.
Rough anal porn turns me on more than any other dirty video.
I'm a relentless Harry Potter fan and I cried and cried when I saw the last movie in theater.
I liked vampires before they sparkled. ...stupid fuckin' movies.
I am addicted to the asain buffet down the road; they have the best steak.
I can't stand cats; they are nosey little troublemakers that don't listen worth a damn. But kittens are cute as all get out.
When I was little, I wanted to design wedding gowns, have 6 children, marry Tim McGraw, live in the middle of nowhere in a two story house with a huge back yard, and be able to do a cartwheel.
I still can't do a cartwheel.
When I feel embarrassed or nervous, sometimes the only way to carry on is to remind myself I am a Slytherin bitch.
I have dropped two cameras in the lake; so I am no longer allowed to carry the camera at the park.
I love to cook and crock pot recipes are my specialty, that and cake. You have to love homemade sweets.
I live in an apartment in town, and the train that comes at night is starting to give me the heebie jeebies.
Snickers is the only thing that can make me truly calm and content while I'm raggin'.
When we ride around in town, I always check the license plates on just about every car, just to see who isn't from around here. Then I make up stories as to why they are in Etown, KY. Secretly, I hope they are lost.
I'm still with the man I lost my virginity to.
I hate it when people wear socks to bed, no matter how cold it is.
Tom Felton kept the Slytherin ring as a souvenir for being a Harry Potter actor all these years. The instant I heard that, all I could bring myself to think is "What a lovely wedding ring!"
I miss having photoshop.
I do the chores around the house naked, with the exception of an apron. Its just easier that way.
My yahoo and msn messenger lists are filled with email addresses of people I can't even remember the name of.
I can't hang a portrait on the wall straight for the life of me.
My biggest fantasy is to have a fmm threesome.
I wear my glasses all the time, even though they are just needed to see far distance.
I have naughty thoughts about the Joker.
Leg warmers are so sexy to me. I wish I could find some more retro looking ones for my little collection.
My mother left our family three times, I'm glad she stayed gone the last time. She was killing us all with guilt and misery.
My favorite childhood food was salmon patties.
Now that I live on my own, I make them with added spices and cheese. Mine are way better than mom's or mamaw's.
I use google as a spell check more often than for any other purpose.
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