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CuddlyPythons
Never regret anything because at the time it was exactly what you wanted.
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Profile: **Disclaimer: Do not leave private comments on my pictures. Seriously, let everyone know how sleezy and unoriginal you are. If you have something ridiculous to tell me, let everyone see it. Thank you** I was born in Brooklyn. I'm a vet tech and a cake decorator. I've had just about every animal related job there is: Riding instructor, trail guide, reptile wrangler, exotic animal caretaker, animal control officer, behavior evaluator, adoption counselor. I pole dance pretty well. I taught myself, and I have a pole in my room. I have a degree in art, I'm a certified EMT, licensed phlebotomist, and a licensed bartender. I'm clearly not using any of these. I put ketchup on everything. I make the most kick ass fudge brownie peanut butter ice cream you've ever had - and it's 100% raw vegan. I've got quite a bit of ink. I'm sometimes sassy, sometimes trashy - but always classy. If you don't understand sarcasm, you will be offended by half of the things I say.Likes: Dark art, pop art, and surrealistic art. My favorite artists include Andy Warhol, Peter Max, Ansel Adams, Edward Gorey, Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and M. C. Escher. Animals, cake, photography, videography, radio, tattoos. Vintage things are pretty sweet too. Movies: Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Daughters of Satan, Dude; Where's My Car?, Wayne's World, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Never Ending Story, Howard Stern's Private Parts, The Triplets of Belleville, Clerks 1 &; 2, Dogma, But I'm a Cheerleader, Showgirls, JACKASS 1 &; 2, The Princess Bride, Thirteen, Ordinary People, Me Without You, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Detroit: Rock City, The First Nudie Musical, Joy Ride, Kill Bill v1 &; v2, Sin City, Hostel, Captivity, Brassed Off, Saved, Pumpkin... Dislikes: People who say things like "You either love me or you hate me." What makes you think that you're so spectacular that you cause people to express such strong emotions at either end of the spectrum? What if I just don't give a fuck about your dumb self either way? I read this one profile and I kid you not, it said "I'm the meanest person you'll ever meet. If you IM me, I'll kill you. Don't ask me questions, I'm not here for that. I know I'm sexy, you don't need to tell me." You know what? Get the fuck off the internet, you maniac.Favorite Music: AFI, The Darkness, 69 Eyes, HIM, Turbonegro, Taking Back Sunday, Nightwish, Guns n Roses, Twisted Sister, Queen, System of a Down, Dead or Alive, New Order, Depeche Mode, Marylin Manson, The Sounds, The Clash, The Beatles, The Cure, NoFx, MxPx, Green Day, Bad Religion, PennyWise, The White Stripes, The Hives, The Vines, The Von Bondies, Aerosmith, Ac/Dc, Black Sabbath, Weezer, The Crash Poets, Sublime, The Getaway People, Sugarcult, My Chemical Romance, Death Cab for Cutie, Vampire weekend, Pearl Jam, The Offspring, The Foo Fighters, Radiohead, NIN, Nirvana, Audioslave, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, Stone Temple Piolets...Homepage: http://www.ohhsugarsugar.com
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Also, I was thinking "Crap, What if I were to catch a hard on in public..... then EVERYONE would know. O_O lmao
