Once upon a time, in the snowy mountains of the great kingdom of Sweden lived a might ol' giant by the name of Joel.
He was twenty seven winters of age, but his soul was old and wise, for he had seen the rise and fall of online fame, the birth of the online memes and even the time when wearing furry legwarmers was considered cool in the gothic society. Let's see. It needs some action now.
The gods had bestowed Joel with the great talants of sarcasm, beer drinking and bacon frying (and eating), but as the years went he learned countless, unimaginable skills. Zbrush was his weapon and he carried it with honor, though he mostly used it to create weird creatures that confused and horrified those arround him.
For you see, my dear reader, Joel's sence of humor was quite curious and sometimes even confusing, but behind all that he was a sweetheart and liked kittens, and cheesy movies. The end. I'm amazing. or maybe not. I guess not.
Ensiferum . Norther . Epica . After Forever . Kalmah . Pantera . The sins of thy beloved . Angeldust . Tristania . Sirenia . BlackMooreï¿½s night . Dark Tranquillity . Children of Bodom . Lacuna coil . The crown . Dissection . For My Pain . Placebo . Queen . Opeth . Evergrey . Sonata arctica . my dying bride . (and 100's of more band, all from classical music to extreme black metal) .