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Cheers!
Caisa, 19, Sweden.

BASICS

Attitude: Quiet - I know the stories and I know the rhymes
Orientation: Bisexual - Did I shave my legs for this?
Status: Not interested - Love's gonna get you down.
Interests: Music - acting, movies, writing, getting drunk, horses and so on...
Live: By myself - Sometimes it's hard to know what's real.
Politics: Hate everything - Sell your soul for money.
Sexlife: Active - Fuck the pain away.
Hair: Pretty - See myself as the licentiousness.
Drinks: Not enough - A meaningless life, and what meaning do we have?
Music: Alot - Your Halo slipping down.

Here's 26 reasons to why I probably hate you:

1. You walk slowly in town so I have to stop/change direction to get anywhere. Or you suddenly stop so I almost crash into you.
Yes, you're the only one in the whole world. Don't mind thinking, that's overrated.

2. You're extremly loud at the bus. In several hours.
Don't worry. I don't even consider you being ABLE to think.

3. You claim to be smart but is too stupid to capitalize "I".
No, you're not smart. At all.

4. You're over 10 but don't understand what "patethic" means.
You're patethic.

5. You say things like "Oh baby, oh baby..." during sex.
Seriously. You wonder why I'm out of there?

6. You take a look at my arm and say: *GASP* What happened?!
I got bitten by a shark. Idiot.

7. You get annoyed when I don't moan during sex.
Maybe I would if you were better at what you did?

8. You walk by me in town ans ask "Would you like to borrow a knife to cut your arms with?"
Yes, please. But are you sure that you want to give a mentally instable teenager who's able to hurt herself and who you just mocked a knife? Are you? Really?

9. You threaten to kill suicidal people.
What the hell is the point of threathening to kill someone who WANTS to die? Smartass.

10. You wear police t-shirts.
It's cute... When you're 5.

11. You don't take me seriously.
Just because you're stupid and think you have to pay taxes for everything.

12. You're 12 years old but yet whine about not being able to reach climax during sex.
No, I don't have to comment.

13. You claim to be hot and individual but still don't ever let anyone see more than 1/4 of your face. (Which often means your chin.)
How often do you hear anyone say "ohh, I love your chin!"? Idiot.

14. You're an over-styled Hello Kitty-girl who's annoyingly happy and who hugs anything moving.
You're not cute. And I hate you.

15. You have bad breath.
Toothpaste, mouthwash, gum, acid... The choices are numberless.

16. You've got hair that's not on your head.
That's seriously disgusting. What are you, a monkey? SHAVE YOURSELF!

17. You see me once, add my msn and starts sulking about how your life sucks.
NO, I DON'T CARE.

18. You're a guy who doesn't understand that "no" means No, and not "Please make me."
You're probably ugly and I don't want to have sex with you.

19. You hate pretty people.
Just because you look like shit.

20. You give your partner "cute" and "special" nicknames that doesn't have anything to do with their real name.
Yet another thing I have no need to comment.

21. You consider me being a slut because you can see my panties in some photos.
I feel sorry for you. It gotta be hard to be a full-length whore everytime you go to the beach. Poor, poor you.

22. You think you'll achive some kind of status by screwing around like a bunny in heat.
OMG. Just die, will ya?

23. You're somewhat good-looking and use that fact as an excuse to act superior to people you think are less attractive.
Do assholes like you actually get laid? That's hard to believe.

24. You immediatly jump to the conclusion that I want to fuck you if I give you a random compliment.
It's a sad, sad world...

25. You don't understand sarcasm.
Don't EVER talk to me.

26. You complain on others taste in music.
No wonder depression has become so common when you have to listen to Tokio Hotel to be accepted. But I'm actually pretty nice.

/Caisa

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Yes, They are all beauty cults except for one) and they are all high-class.

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