I'm Lauren.
I'm 19.
& From Northern Ireland.

Know what a mean, jelly bean?

I like and dislike a lot of things. But, I'm just too damn lazy to list them all.

Although, I'll mention one thing... I love My Chemical Romance. I'm an MCR promo with legs apparently.

I'm never on VF these days, so if you want to get in touch with me, you'd be better contacting me here...
Clicketh.

That's all for now.

Leetard...
My fellow Teenage Mutant Ninja Big Lawd. He's chinese and clearly the gayest. Super mecha death gay to be precise, but a legend none the less. He believes in Mexican flies from Benmark, you know... We never have a boring night out. We beat each other up, final flick each other, chin each other and go Street Fighter on each others asses. We go out and get off our bakes and then fall asleep on the street. Bus stations and nice spots outside peoples houses work for us. We play Nintendo and the epic Dreamcast and take the piss out of Lylat Wars' cheesy phrases, then beat each other up some more. Making teddies and models buck either other amuses us.
We plan on opening up our own factory called "Leeren Lonka's Llama Distillery ©" where we will make manys an alcoholic drink using llama piss and we'll give them rip off names such as "Llamanoff". We will also have little pink helpers with blue hair called the "Rama Llamas". It will be a major breakthrough in alcohol manufacturing. :D
We also plan on starting up a cover band, that makes piss awful covers of songs with retarded screaming in the background. Our name shall be "Leeren and the One Legged, Glass-Eyed Hookers From Planet Motherfucker"
Our psychicness is scary. Those "ZZZap!" handymen have nothing on us.
NEARLY 2 FUCKIN' YEARS BIG LAWWWD! YEOOOOOO! <3 xxxx
crypt_keeper90

You better be nice to my Yoshi! *Shakes fist*
& It's pronounced "Yosh-ee" not "Yo-shee" ¬_¬