Changeling at Vampirefreaks.com [Premium Member]

"I feel as though I am living with people who are not yet born, with monsters who escape from the womb before their time."

I grow tired of things insanely fast, so if you're reading this, you've actually made it to my profile before the mood to swipe everything clean hits me. Congrats! ...or maybe not.

Either way, I am a twenty-five-year-old female who grew up in a small town in Missisippi and later moved to a slightly bigger small town in Alabama. Small southern towns don't suit me well, but they'll have to suffice for now.

Adjectives to describe me would be: apprehensive, paranoid, cynical, quirky, loyal, anal-retentive, neurotic, and a whole slew of other positive and negative adjectives, some of which I'm not even aware of.

I collect garden gnomes, 'shrooms, skulls, and bad memories. My dream job would be owning a store that sells quirky home decor, accessories, and crafts. I sincerely wish that I had more patience to finish the crafts I start, but the truth is, I'd rather be daydreaming about beards. (Yes, beards.)

I'd much rather watch reruns of Roseanne and Twin Peaks than any appalling television show that happens to be trending this week, and I'd much rather watch old classic horror movies and cult classics than any rehashed piece of shit.

I'm a collection of contradictions and idiosyncrasies. I'm usually quiet yet chaotic beneath the surface. I often feel the urge to kick my own ass but am far too lazy to do it. Most days, I consider myself boring. Most days, I'm okay with that. ♥

"This is the strangest life I've ever known."