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Carcharoth_
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Profile: *I had a much older VF there, decided to make a new one after 5 years or so*  Kept fed and in line by my fine woman Amy Fortunate enough to be the father of a beautiful girl; Morgan I have a crude, obscene and constant sense of humour I will form an opinion of you based on your musical preference if you don't introduce yourself properly. Occassionally I will be serious but most of the time I'm laughing at something, drunk, or just being a cunt at someone. Sometimes all three simultaneously. The most important things in my life are; Amy, Morgan, Marly Reds, alcohol, true friends, good times, making the most of what I have and of course, when it comes, a good death. I LARP in the Lorien Trust system. Captain Drinin Mordorussé, Commodore of the First Viper Fleet. *retired* Einar Baldrsson; Viper faction viking Trying to learn Norwegian, but I'm shit with languages and attention span. I have an unhealthy obsession with fantasy literature and rpgs. I play Dungeons and Dragons, Vampire the Masquerade/The Dark Ages and Warhammer RPG, Dark Heresy, Warhammer (Reikland Empire), Warhammer 40,000 (Black Templars - hiatus in favour of Space Wolves). Likes: Amy, my blood elf Warhammer Online: Gerthardt, Karak Norn, Order World of Warcraft (Burning Steppes: Mjólnir) Elves Norse Mythology, Warhammer, Lord of the Rings, and Tolkien in general. Essentially helped me become obsessed with fantasy. Alcohol: top bevvies; Wychwood ales, Abbot's Ale, Smithwick's, Tescos Finest Belgian Abbey Beer, Black Sheep Ale, and trusty Budweiser and of course, Moniack mead. Anime (Hellsing, Witch Hunter Robin, Full Metal Alchemist, Trinity Blood, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Princess Mononoke) LARPing and roleplaying in general Weightlifting (Only been at it a few months before you cunts say anything) My good friends; Amy; what can I say, I love her. She's my witch elf, my level 80 death knight, we spend everday together and alwas look forward to the next. The girl is the epitomy of beauty and patience to put up with me. Natalie; if she was a druid I would be her animal companion, Centa; my good friend for 10 years, grade A alcoholic/monyskaffing cunt, Kitzel; Brother in arms, metal and many aleridden antics. Gaz; Cheap alcohol drinking tank, and very lovely man Heather: Jap fangirling skanky auld trollop, thank fuck she likes some grand music and a lot of booze, Stuart; fellow folk metal enthusiasts. Janet; she's a pervy old man in disguise. There are the others who I don't see enough: Ratboy Dave, etc etc Living a life worthy of sitting at Odin's table when all has been said and done on Midgard's soil The Drizzt Do'Urden books by R.A Salvatore, highly recommended books, especially "The Icewind Dale Trilogy" and "The Legacy Of The Drow". Dislikes: Twilight, no I haven't read it but I don't need to taste shit to know I won't like it. Plus size models; please...just...stop...eating, your cellulite and extra chins are turning my scrotum into ovaries they're crawling that far away you beached whale. Big is not beautiful it's a health risk, and you're not curvy, you're obese. Scene/emo/whateverthefuckyoualllooklikeknobs kids, daft fucking hair and all, piss off. Glam rockers or whatever they call themselves, the sleazy cross dressing ones; Motley Crue are a heaving talentless waste of flesh and bone disease. Juggalos and all; clowns have never looked so gay Christianity, ignorant and intolerant morons as a whole with some exceptions within of course, still, burn them when you see them. Boring cunts with a low self esteem and too many problems, brighten the fuck up . Asylum seekers/illegal immigrants, fuck away off. Favorite Music: Amon Amarth, Blind Guardian, Korpiklaani, Ensiferum, Finntroll, Turisas, Tyr, Heidevolk, Folkearth, Falkenbach, Eluveitie, Svartsot, Mĺnegarm, Falkenbach, Wolfchant, Cruachan, Moonsorrow, Otyg, Bifrost, Nydvind, Flogging Molly, Thin Lizzy, The Pogues, Satyricon, Katatonia, My Dying Bride, Cathedral, Marduk, Gorgoroth, Opeth, Black Sabbath (the Ozzy years :p), Darkthrone, Bathory, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir, Akercocke, Danzig, A Perfect Circle, Rammstein, Battlelore, Manowar, Inkubus Sukkubus, Theatre of Tragedy, The Sins of Thy Beloved, Draconian, Agathodaimon, Moonspell, Nightwish
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