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Status: Dying my hair colors. Being a Whovian <3
Sex: female Age: 14 Location: Land of Ooo,
Puerto Rico
Well, Hello there random stranger, my name is Alondra, and i took my first breath on October 5, 1998, I love music, I play flute (the sideways one),the Altosaxophone, and i'm gonna learn how to play guitar at some point because I haven't found any classes yet, then i'm gonna learn to play drums, my friends say i'm pretty awesome and weird,but I like that, AND LOVE TO LAUGH............MSG me all you want as long as you don't do it in a stalker-like fashion....I probably will answer your msgs if i don't it's because i'm busy or you don't seem very safe. Sounds stupid but I have my reasons to keep safe. If i'm on the website it's probably because i'm bored or just checking it..so put a stop to my boredom and message me....if you don'tanswer my messaging I turn into fucking GODZILLA and chew your head off....yea imagine that. I don't think you want to see your blood dripping down to the floor...not a pretty picture, either way just make a little image of that in your head and see if you like it! xD (do not get threatened by this, it will NOT actually happen...What? did i disappoint you?) If you took the time to read all this shit then I bet you're fucking awesome!!! And go ahead, add me,the worst i can do is...well...pretty much nothing so go on press that button, i don't bite._______. and if i do bite, I wont do it hard because it probably means that I like you so...YEA!!!! :D My humor is pretty...lets see....rude, vulgar, kinda pervy sometimes...LAWL, but all in all i'm pretty hilarious! :P My best friend says i'm a flirt but i just can't see it. Just because i'm younger than you doesn't mean i'm anything less than you, so don't be an ass just because you're older! Also i'm only 5"3 or 5"4 so i'm kinda short. Oh..wait...also if i message you, i'm probably going to start like this(Hey xD)so if that bothers you then just don't answer. I don't want to be talking to an asshole the whole time. I do love gay and bi people just because they are amazing company, so if you have a thing against them don't even bother to talk to me because my brother is gay and my aunt is lesbian so really I grew up with them and learned to love them just the way they are :)I curse A LOT. If I don't put any kind of emoticon when i'm writing there's probably something wrong with me or I'm trying to be serious. I'm a bit chubby and well if you can't deal with that guess what... IDON'T GIVE A FUCK! Oh and get this...i can lose weight and there, it's fixed...but NOTHING I mean NOTHING can fix your face, so come to reality and understand you're more screwed than I am!!! I have skype but I only use it if you have a camera or if I think I can trust you other wise I won't use webcam...also if you're over 27 years old i will not webcam either(unless I already know you, obviously) I don't do nudes so don't even bother asking. I find it repulsive that anyonewould even ask! I talk too much sometimes so if i get annoying just tell me. I'm totally in love with sunflower seeds so if we meet bring me some and you'll be like my best friend hehe. Ohh and I love to talk in a British Accent! I also speak Spanish, just in case you didn't already know.
Likes
Nice people, people who love to laugh and people who are funny, music, basically anything but serious things. :D Adventure time!!! Skatebording, MntDEW!!!, Sprite, Video Games...Left 4 dead, Call of duty...any of them, Rocksmith, Guitar hero, Rock band, nail polish :D Haha, I guess dancing (not really unless im with my friends), Would love to learn at least 7 instruments, Guys ;D, the states (just cuz of the snow), and last but not least...when I go somewhere where they only speak english and they're so amazed because I know the language too(cuz im from puerto rico). Also ICE CREAM!!!FUCKING CHOCOLATE! :P When people message me ^^ When people rate me!!! I enjoy to Skate...i'm not amazing at it though. Also I fucking LOVE ties(guys with ties look fucking SEXY ;D)For some reason; whatever it may be; I like people that dress kinda like Marilyn Manson they're very attractive to me. I don't know why, I just do, but I don't really care how you dress as long as you're a good person. I find really tall guys very handsome and I really love big smiles. When they have black or really dark hair I drool, just kidding, but I seriously LOVE it! When guys wear suits it's INCREDIBLY handsome, and I think that blue eyes are gorgeous.
Dislikes
Douchebags...i think i misspelled it, really in-mature people, mean people..unless it's joking around....I don't really like serious people because usually talking to them is kind of boring. When you have autostart music player, it's really quite annoying! When people eat with their mouth open(no one wants to see your cheewed up food!), when people have bad breath...not sexy at all, Politics, SCHOOL!, when people stare at you because youhave something on your face or head and they don't tell you anything, sexists, homophobes (sp?), creepers, labels, Should i go on?
Favorite Music
My Chemical Romance, MGMT, M83, Bassnectar, Breathe Carolina, Bring Me the Horizon, Cherri Bomb[when they had Julia], Coldplay, Deadmau5, Disturbed, Foster the People, Hollywood Undead, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Of Monsters and Men, You Me At Six, Zedd, Motionless in White, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Falling in Reverse, Slipknot, The Word Alive, Upon This Dawning, Sleeping With Sirens, Dubstep, Skrillex, BrokenCyde, Dot Dot Curve, Rammstein, KORN, Pierce the Veil, some pop music barely any, System Of a Down, techno, i don't really like music that has only screamo in it that much...i can't understand what it says haha. I also like some other bands/singers but I can't remember.
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