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^And THAT, Is All THIS MAN, Has To Say, To YOU^
But THIS MAN [I, He Who Shalt Not Be Named] Have MUCH, MUCH More To Say~
~~~BEGIN THE BEST MUSIC EVER~~~
This Man Is No Longer A Boy~
Though I Knew Him Whence He Were,
I Knew Him Forever Naught~
He Is The GREATEST FRIEND I Have EVER HAD!
~CAPS MAKES THINGS EXCITING~
You can go ahead and confuse him for a mere human being -FUCKING TRY IT!-, but you would be unbelievably far from the truth~
The world is not only lucky, but SECRETLY JEALOUS to have such a warm-hearted, honest, FRAKKING FANTASTICLY AWESOMERILY PERSONTHING ON ITS MERE FAWKING SURFACESZ!
If I catch you harming him at all, Tzeentch will rain fire upon your family and kill everyone you love O _ O.
This man is a best friend of mine, if I find out you have malicious intentions I will break into your house and TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!
~~~EPIC PRETZEL SOLO~~~
And THAT, Is All THIS Man Has To Say, About That.
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR p_o~
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