If you're just looking to stick your dick in something or verbally molest some woman - LEAVE ME ALONE. I KNOW my boobs are big, they are constantly in front of me. You really don't need to tell me.

** Why all the little monsters on my profile? I relate. I am a cute little fucking monster. All I want is for you to LOVE ME, but people run away frightened anyway. D':

I have a little boy. He is 3 and fantastic. Super well behaved, very smart, incredibly handsome (if you're a guy, you might get jealous!), and lots and LOTS of fun.

You may have heard of me in old Barry White and Tom Collins songs. I am what's known as a "lady." I don't need your appraisal to know that I am beautiful. I won't flash my tits and express my sexuality, allowing everyone into my private sexual spirituality just because this is the internet.

I don't -always- dress the part, but I am a big fan of romance gothic. (Mainly not always dressing the part because I can't afford it and don't have the time to sew my own anymore.)

I TALK TOO MUCH. And I smile pretty much all the time.

I spent my life on farms in PA Dutch country. Cow poop reminds me of icecream and I look forward to the local cultural festivals all year. I really want to see the entire world, working and learning, exploring...

Cultures and people, history and societies, they are fascinating to me. I've never felt a part of "my" American culture. I'm so awkward and absent. I look elsewhere in the world for my place in it.

I also love music (GOOD music..) and art. I can't talk about Picasso's blue period or french post-modernism. But I can tell you what I think something means or how it makes me feel and why I think that. I LOVE BANKSY. He is one of my favourite artists. "Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint." - Banksy

When it is not cold, I go barefoot.
When it is cold, I wear shoes. But I'm 5'9. And I like heels. So short guys hate me. Also, I have huge feet.

I adore jumping off bridges, climbing on things, rolling down hills, exploring the woods and breaking into abandoned places. Nature is amazing. Being 1/2 native American helps. My dad used to take me into the woods and teach me things. They were some of the greatest moments of my life. It was very Walker Texas Ranger.

Some people call me a tree-hugger, but I'm more of a tree-climber. I just like grass.

I'm VERY indian. If you know what a real indian is like, anyway.
"Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realise that reciting red indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet." - Banksy (and most indians you'd ask to begin a story with "many moons ago...")

I'm a pretty classic Aries. With the exception of selfishness, you could look up the Aries personality type and I fit it to a T. I don't have the patience for sugar-coating or lying. I'm extremely ambitious, but also impulsive. I don't dick around. Most of the time I just don't care and I am going to say what I feel no matter how other people take it. But, I believe in the Golden Rule.. and I like when people are honest with me.

I'm not mean just because I can be. In fact I'm really friendly. I smile and talk to little kids (no matter how vapid the conversation is) and the elderly (no matter how senile.)

I am not afraid to say "I don't like you"

My friends say it's poetry when I get angry.

I'm a heretic. By definition. I don't care what you believe. In fact, I might even sit quietly and smile while you tell me interesting stuff. I just may not believe it. Respect what I believe, I'll respect what you believe. DO -NOT- TELL ME THAT I AM WRONG.

I read tarot cards. I'll read yours for $5. $10 for something more in-depth like an Daisy or Acorn to Oak reading.

I love learning. My life is my son, working, and college. I'm advancing my beginner's Spanish to visit South American countries. After my Secondary English Literature teaching degree is done (1 year left!), I intend to go back for language so I will be certified to teach language.
Right now I do private tutoring, but I'm still broke pretty much all the time.