I'm a champion wrestler who turned down a scholarship to SFU, to coach highschool kids and paint.

I'm a manic closet geek who can't decide if I'm a bigger Star Wars, or Star Trek fan.

I can't decide on a hair color, and the skinny jeans I bought in Gr.7 still fit.

I'm 5'1 with size 3 feet, and an oversized bust.

All my friends make me plan their parties.

I'm a Sith Fanatic. Darth Maul is sexy.

Ruthlessness, and ambition.
I like my red singlet more than my blue.
Being the only one on the last bus
Tea
The smell of used book stores
Cowboys
Stashing drier sheets everywhere
Orc scenes in LOTR
Baby seals

Cheese
Over-sweet fruit
Job interviewers with heavy accents
My Ex
.05 Blood alcohol level
Warm beer
Mothers who let their kids scream / cry in public
Religion
When ppl on teh webz type lyk this
Pregnant teenagers
People who don't understand Nazism