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BehindYou
Don't fuck with me. I'm on Jet's payroll.
Status: Enjoying French Benefits
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Sex: male
Age: 19
Location: New York, New York, United States
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
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Member since: February 04, 2005
Last logged in: March 19, 2010, 01:34am
Account Status: Premium Member
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Latest Journal Entry: Job November 24, 2009, 01:04am
Profile:
Sex: Guy
Age: 7
Location:West Harlem, NYC, NY
Member since: February 4th 2005
Sexual Orientation: Erect |
This user is cheating death.
Occupation:Security Guard/Student
Status: Poison, Sleep, In Relationship/font>
Religious views: Scientist/Christian/Buddhist
Damage: 6.0221415 x 10²³[?]
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"Im smart in that Bruce Willis sort of way."
"Those who have the least to say will use the most words to say it."
| I'm sarcastic, defiant, and not always so friendly. I'm hypocritical, contradictory, and can be somewhat ill-tempered. I find that those feelings which are best, are those which are felt least. I'm a mutt. I Love shiny things... I hate Emos. I have a rather strong distaste for myself. Ska music is just okay. If you've read this far, I'm impressed. I don't have too many friends because frankly, I hate stupidity and it seems to be a pandemic these days. What friends I do have are really important to me. But then again, that's what makes them friends. Without value, they'd just be acquaintances. I've been made 2 signs in the history of this VF acct. The quickest way to my heart is through my stomach. The quickest way to my pants it through my heart. You probably don't want to go in my pants anyway. Odds are, if you do, you're not the kind of person I want in my pants...
| The following are the holiest of the many laws of Awesome, handed down from on high by the one true God of Awesome, Bruce Campbell:
1. I am the God of Awesome, which have brought thee out of the land of confusion, out of the house of fools. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Capische?
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Awesome in vain.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in emo whining, or that is in the Juggalo encouraging, or that is in the Kindergoth promoting. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
4. Remember the Abbath day, to keep it Awesome.
5. Honor thy Chainsaw and thy Boomstick: that thy days may be Awesome.
6. Thou shalt Remain awesome in thy ways, thy words, and thy food preferences.
7. Thou shalt not commit non-awesomeness.
8. Thou shalt not listen to Alan Jackson.
9. Thou shalt commit a jihad on anything which is guilty of non-awesomeness on 3 strikes.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's...especially his ass!
| | The entirety of this situation gets soggy in milk. It Just can't stand up to the example set by other cereals. When cross-eyed chicks with just okay bodies model latex, erections face a bear market. As my favorite Cardinal once told me,"Stick this candle in your ass or Jesus will never love you!" I suppose in this particular instance Jesus was a metaphor for a date tree. There's something here that's rotten to the core. It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man. Don't you know who I am? I'm the one-armed boxer! I killed seven in one blow. Bring us a shrubbery! That's your answer to everything! He hated having her watch him eat a French breakfast. Like masturbation you do things to the bread that other people shouldn't know about. I suppose though that in the end they did get married anyway, despite his being not but a lowly haberdasher's apprentice. | Cinema
Equilibrium
Quills
Children of Men
Neighbor No. 13
The Ladies' Man
The Fountain
Blazing Saddles
Memento
A Clockwork Orange
Half Baked
Everything Is Illuminated
Dark City
Sin City
District B-13
The Machinist
Any of the Zatoichi Flicks
Yojimbo!!!
Full Metal Jacket
El Mariachi
Both Ace Ventura Movies
Dumb and Dumber
Friday
Pulp Fiction
I Am Legend
Walk Hard
There Will Be Blood
Perfume
The Fifth Element
Taxi Driver
Leon: The Profesional
Music
Adema
Adiemus
Anna Moffo
Aphex Twin
Assemblage 23
Bach
The Bad Brains
Beatallica
The Beatles
Beethoven
The Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo
The Birthday Massacre
Bjork
Bob Marley
Body Rockers
Bran Van 3000
Chris Vrenna
Combichrist
Daft Punk
Dragonforce
Dropkick Murphys
Eminem
Flogging Molly
Gorillaz
Happy Hardcore
Fatboy Slim
Ice Cube
Johnny Cash
Kosaka Riyu
Beastie Boys
The Latch Brothers
Ludachris
mc chris
Nine Inch Nails
NWA
Scapegoat Wax
Scatman John
Sean Paul
Snoop Dogg
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
Wagner
Wierd "Al"
Yoko Kanno
On Paper
1984
Animal Farm
Don Quixote
Sex: A Man's Guide
JTHM
DMZ
Dragon Hunter
Chobits
Greek Mythology
A People's History of the US (1492-present)
Civil Disobedience
A Farewell to Arms
Hunt For the Zero Point
Shakespearian plays
Campaigns of a Non-Combatant
The works of the late Dr. Seuss |
"Fuck your rasins."
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