Crystal- ''I'm such an r-tard!'' Me- ''Did you just say your an Aardvark?'' Crystal- ''Yes, thats exactly what I said, because Aardvarks can't count...''
Status: Time goes by so fast. But it almost seems to stop when I hear your heartbeat.
Sex: female Age: 26 Location: Seymour,
Indiana, United States
Member since: November 01, 2009 Account: Free Account Orientation: Bisexual Status: In a relationship Occupation: Single mom/ waitress
just an fyi... I REFUSE to answer comments and messages from people if all you can say is hi or hey sexy whats up. if your going to message me at least have the decency to 1. introduce yourself 2. actually say something more interesting than hey lets chat. and 3. if you cant spell to the point that its like reading another language then dont bother messaging me at all!!!
"Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret." (Robin Sharma)
Hmmm lemme see.. I am a super ninja pirate that goes around robbing the rich and have a super side kick who happens to be a squirrel named bob!!!!
I am 26 years old mother to 2 of the most beautiful boys in the entire world. Zeke Monster and Xander Bot. :). My sons are the most important thing in my life. So don't mess with them I will beat you up, or at least sick a swarm of angry hornets on you. :)
I love to write, and at the moment I am writing a novel and also want to put together a book of poetry of my friends and myself. However talking them into it is another thing all together as most of them are shy for some reason or another even though they are fucking brilliant.
I'm a great listener. All my friends come to me when they have problems because I always listen and they know I wont try to say anything to them unless the situation calls for it. I tend to give everyone but myself good advice. I love my friends so don't mess with them. I WILL HURT YOU!!! Ive had the same best friends for forever.. They are amazing women, sisters, friends, Mothers. I love them dearly.
I like music.. lots of different kinds of music. My friend Kurt and I are starting a band called 'The Platypus Experiment' Its going to be AMAZING!!! My brain is like a playlist set on shuffle, I know the lyrics to way too many songs for my own good. I love to sing in the car sometimes loudly. I love Hanson I think they are the greatest thing since the "Big Bang" I love System of a Down they are the Greatest thing since sliced bread. Flogging Molly is one of my new most favorite bands. I also love Tegan and Sara. They are from completely opposite sides of the music industry but I love them both. I hate Rap music though... I also Hate I.C.P.
I hate Stupid people but I love people who have a sense of humor. I hate when People ignore me and when they wont let me talk... some people think I am boring and some people think I am the greatest thing since sliced cheese.. other people don't know what to think..
I am very in touch with my spiritual side, I know what I believe and there isn't anything you could say to change it! I'm not about those people that are like you have to believe this, this and this or your going to hell. Its rude, pointless and ignorant so get over it people.
But anyways I think I have ranted enough.. and If you have made it this far then good for you .. you made it further than most people! They would have already given up. Thanks for taking the time to get to know me.
If you have anymore questions feel free to ask, I'm not exactly shy. So I will most likely answer any that you may have.
Likes
art, cemeteries, dark, drawing, friends, goth, Invader Zim, Japan, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Kermit the Frog, Luis Royo, modeling, mystical creatures, painting, poetry, porcelain dolls, punk, Rainbow Brite, reading, sewing, spiders, vampires, fantasy, folklore, crop circles, dragonflies, astrology, numerology, religion, tattoos, piercings, freaks, photography, Star Trek, moon, stars, history, archaeology, discovery, anything out of the ordinary...
Dislikes
Stupid people, people that think they are better than others. Cheese (ok not ALL cheeses just most), ICP,
Favorite Music
YES PLEASE LOTS.I have a wierd list of music..... LOTS OF CLASSICAL I LOVE ANY TYPE OF CLASSICAL OR OPERA, Big Band and Swing, System of a Down, Stained, The dresden dolls, Tegan and Sara, Me first and the Gimmie Gimmies, The Mad Caddies, NOFX, AFI, Hanson(yes i like them....its not funny dont laugh at me:D), Evenescence, Rancid, Gwen Steffani, Rod Stewart, the Killers, Ficsherspooner, Ladytron, Go Betty Go, Mindless Self Indulgence, Freezepop, Blink 182, Daft Punk, La Tigre, Peaches, Cold, Coldplay, Sublime, The Used, Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Stevie Nix, Ben Harper, Bob Dylan, Cheap Trick, Madonna, The Beatles, Kermit the Frog, Rusted Root, Phish, Pink Floyd, Queen, Lamb, Small town Scenic, Same and Sunday, Precious Water, Dropkick Murpheys, Dead Kennedys, NIN, David Bowie, Willie Nelson , Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, and old country, Kings of Leon, gregory and the hawk, funeral for a friend, as i lay dying, william control, demon hunter, I like Techno, Rock, Metal, Pop, Ska, Electroclash, Punk, 20's, 40's, 50's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's I have a wide range when it comes to music, I'm pretty much open to anything.
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