"And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real." - Dr Hannibal Lecter
Status: Looking for New Texting buddies. Also looking for people to hang out with in New York in a couple of weeks.
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Sex: male Age: 23 Location: Orlando,
Florida, United States
Member since: January 07, 2009 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: Single and looking Brother::sexthepanda Brother::Toxic_Holocaust In love with:CatastrophicCeleste Buddies with:Felixxx_Strife Fantasizes about:Sam-E Occupation: Supervisor at Menchie's
My name is Clint. Lets get the boring shit out of the way first. Im a convict currently on probation. It doesn't make me a badass, being from Texas and willing to kick your ass makes me one. I'm a bona fide cowboy, born and raised and proud of it. Unless you're a girl...I probably won't get along with you. I'm from the south, so flirting is as easy as breathing to me. I take medication that triples my libido, so please expect innuendos and sexual references. YES, I HAVE AN ACCENT! I am obsessed with food. Cover anything in bacon and I'll pretty much eat it. Don't assume things with me...you're probably already wrong. I love meeting new people, but don't expect me to pay attention to all of you all the time. I have a few friends on here who will always take priority over you.
That is Celeste. She is by far my best friend. She has been there for me when no one else was, and will continue to be. I love her to death and would do anything for her. Mess with her and I'll assassinate you.
That is Alice. She's a real sweetheart who wouldn't hurt a fly...unless it deserved it. :P She has been there when I have needed her, and when I'm pissed off at 3 or 4 in the morning, she is always there to talk to me and calm me down. I love this girl to death.
Be nice to my friends...or I'll probably kill you. Deuces.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
I like good novels, especially philosophical books, my favorite being Dantes Inferno. I sing for crowds, write music and am a decent cook. I like humble people. I believe in honor, I was raised southern so I appreciate courtesy more than most. Martial Arts and weapons combat are fun too. Im a flirtatious southerner...so be warned. :P
Dislikes
I despise arrogance. I despise rap, and country. I dislike rudeness above all else. So don't be an asshole.
Favorite Music
Five Finger Death Punch is my life. I like Hoobastank, Saliva, Korn, Disturbed, Tantric, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace and Orchestra. I'll listen to anything once, but not always twice.
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