Were-chicken masturbatin' alligator superhero alien with a cape, no indoor voice and some say an infectious giggle. Found shiny goodness and am living with eternal happyness ..... Not originally from here however...my mothership crashed years ago and we've been stuck here ever since, that is the other Sils...the group of sister aliens who survived and spread out over this wet planet. I did however find an elf that balks tackwards and i'm keeping him... Super powers include: - sustained by weed and coffee alone - ability to fry people with my sizzling eye beams - protector and defender of the Jaykenstein - esp - Weakness: - getting fucking tickled between the toes..arrrgh hehe - driving...can't do it!! - having spells cast on me by a certain soul sucking elf boy...he's so good at it....- Under no circumstance should you ever try and take candy away from the alien girl...if you like your arms intact refrain from the candy stealing..you'll get hurt..bad! ------ I realize not a lot of people understand most things that come out of my mouth, well, pretty much anything I say really, so I'll quickly explain just a few words I frequently use and where they come from. Raxacoricofallapatorius (which is super fun to say really fast hehe...) is a planet from Doctor Who where the Sletheens are from..now, the Sletheens are the family name - not the alien race! technically they are Raxacoricofallapatorians, again..real fun to say. Frak means FUCK and is from Battlestar Galactica, this show has been around since the 70's and was revamped a few years ago and is now a tremendous success, again! Frak is how they get away with saying fuck on the air ;) Gorram means goddamn in Chinese (I'm pretty sure it's chinese but don't quote me on that!) and is from the fantastic tv series Firefly that was brutally cancelled by FOX :( Shiny, also from Firefly/Serenity means every good word you could possibly think of... such as awesome, great, super, wonderful..all put together to make one shiny word :D Remember, Sillypants = sci fi geek! Thanks for dropping by, and if you actually read this, seeing as most people don't, and feel like saying something...drop any of the words I just explained in a comment. That way I know I'm not just writing this shit for nothing... because I already know everything about me and don't really need to tell myself who my self is, ya know? Other info: I'm 5'2" (k....almost 5'2") and I have itty bitty feet (size 5). I have a little girl who's not so little anymore (and a step-son that's even bigger). I collect action figures and dolls :) I enjoy trips to the Dollar store :P I have a rather large amount of Halloween coffee mugs. I eat sugar and peanut butter right out of the jar ..oh and drink milk right out of the carton (only at home though..don't worry, your cow titty juice is safe in your fridge). I have two kitties, Ichabod and Xenon Alpha 6 ;) I hate jewelry but I do like the stuff out of the gum ball machines .. I like to collect socks..funky socks, no plain ones here..most have monkeys on them :D hehe my body is waaaaaay older than my brain. I have a broken think organ that seems to constantly be suffering with migraines (trust me, this BLOWS!!!)

Things I like: a whole bunch of stuff, including coffee and candy...junk food, animals, music, fooooood (I like to eat), my sizzling eye beams, Buffy/Angel/Firefly-Serenity (Joss Whedon rocks!!), StarDust, the Borg, DEXTER, DOCTOR WHO, Battlestar Galactica (I am a sci-fi junky..I've mentioned this haven't I?), funny stuff, guns and shooting guns ...mwahahaha, um..umm....uh..um oh..here's more, VINCENT PRICE - my daughter - stripes - checkers - striped socks - pigtails - fun fur - vinyl - silk - living dead dolls - alice in wonderland - cats - fashion - sewing - parenting - jack skelington - tim burton - platforms - knee high boots - shoes - mini-skirts - battlefield 1942 (and Desert Combat, road to rome, vietnam) - Lenore - Roman Dirge - feathers - burlesque - fairies - fairytales - goblins - gnomes - pixies - mushrooms (NOT to eat, the taste is sick, but their so cute) - chocolate - FOOD (i love to eat....mmmm, veggies...mmm) - COFFEE - forests - stockings - fishnets - ancient egypt - migraine therapy - halloween coffee mugs - pharmacy technician - vampires - spiders - snakes - kitty cats - Joss Whedon - sci-fi (love sci-fi) - geese juggling - movies - traveling - Silver Snail - airplanes - music - zombies - pet zombies - sci fi expos - comic books - superheroes - space - spaceships - cunning hats - banana smoothies

Things I don't like: Liars, cheaters, rednecks (REAL rednecks..not the little bushwackers that think they're rednecks because they have a pickup truck and a trailer...i'm talking about bigots, racists, narrow minded fuckers, prejudice folk etc..you know rednecks!), fakers, and other unkind abusive folk. I've come to the conclusion that I hate the human species.

TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, RASPUTINA, She Wants Revenge, Ladytron, Switchblade Symphony, Tenacious D, Depeche Mode, System of a Down, Manson (old stuff), :Wumpscut:, Decoded Feedback, VNV Nation, Primus, VAC, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Ramstein, Funker Vogt, Suicide Commado, Frontline Assembly, Delerium, Enigma, Danny Elfman, Collide, Faith No More, 16 Volt, Garbage, Ladytron, music from Doctor Who, God Module, Hot Hot Heat, Combichrist, Buffy "Once more with feeling" musical (yes..I know I know..but at least I can admit I'm a nerd), Christ there is soooo much more... layout generated from printedexistence.com