First of all, do not bring me your morals, I have no use for them.
Life is not serious business: It ends eventually. You were once squeezed out of your mother's vagina, covered in blood, mucus, and feces OR you were too big-headed and defective to come out right and had to be cut out, covered in blood, mucus, and feces; quit trying to act so goddamn grown-up and dignified. Go climb a tree.
I read a lot, I know a lot. I should read more, as should you.
I listen to innately pretentious music, (Such as Death in June.) interspersed with really silly crap. (Such as Aqua.)
I am a terrible dabbler.
I was born in Washington D.C., am an American citizen, and have a native grasp of English. I have no real "home" due to living many places during my childhood. I identified with Germany, where I lived for a few years. I still visit, and still feel the most connected to the land there, which is why I refer to it as "home".
I am a living cliché. No, I'm not trying to be, it simply happened.
I waste a lot of time on video games.
I have a perverse sense of humor. It was recently described as "So dry, it's wet." Though usually it's simply intelligently childish. Here is a picture to illustrate:
I believe in a lot of weird things, and have some ideas from various religions, (including Christianity, shockingly enough) but they are simply leanings, something I mull over and contemplate the possibility of, not faith. I don't like faith much. I especially have no tolerance for those who present their faith as demonstrable fact. (Such as many forms of Christianity and Atheism.)
I was raised Roman Catholic. VERY Roman Catholic.
I am a heretic.
I am pretentious, arrogant, and probably better than you.
I hate The Beatles.
My opinion of myself is very low and very high. Like most people, somewhere in the middle lies the truth.
I hate crappy Hardcore made by Emo kids with lyrics about breakups that masquerades as metal. Even if the lyrics are about "totaly fucked up shit"[sic] instead of breakups, I still hate it.
I don't shake hands, I grope.
This constant line-break format of writing irritates me, and yet I am finding it effective for actually re-writing my profile, which I haven't changed since I was 17.
I love Psyclon Nine beyond the point of reason. I'm not usually this obsessive, but P9 hits some nerve just right for me. I don't even normally like scream vocals.
If you are a native speaker, I will correct your English. Here is a quick guide to avoid being corrected:
There = Location
Their = Possession
They're = "They are"
Your = Possession
You're = "You are"
Don't use clinical terminology unless you have a complete and clear idea of what it means and implies. Exempli Gratia, Pedophile, ADD, Schizophrenic. (Yes, it means "Two minds", but it does not exist in English for common usage. It is clinical.)
I fucked your mom.
I don't like children, your child is no exception. I can't tolerate them until they are human beings, capable of grasping complex subjects, following instructions, and possess some degree of self-control. I have some moral reservations about the very practice of reproducing, and believe anyone who is a parent chose to be, thus owing the child everything and the child owing them nothing. (Except the victims of birth-control-tampering cock-trappers.) I do not ever plan to have or raise children. I have taken particular steps to ensure no accidents can happen.
You probably assumed I am not a Republican. Well, I am not a Democrat, or a left-winger either. I value personal freedom and personal responsibility and believe any legitimate government exists to protect it's citizens from each other and foreign powers, nothing more. Nobody should protect full-grown idiots from themselves. Democrats openly oppose freedom (Three words: Imminent Domain, Columbine.) and still get treated as it's defenders, as if they are some underground freedom fighters.
I have little patience for most forms of feminism. I grew up being told by an entire culture that I was a horrible, abusive, emotionally frigid, substandard human being and that any sexuality relating to me was rape; all because I had the audacity to be born with a penis.
Spare me the victim act. It went stale long ago.
The same goes for minorities.
"This is America, you should know that abuse and prejudice is always ok as long as you do it in the guise of a victim rather than an establishment."
If you wish to have a magic list of words you simply "can't say", that is your problem. Please, feel no need to share your arbitrary, baseless morals with me. [See paragraph 1] NOTE: This applies to racial slurs as well.
If you are a female, I want to see you naked, almost guaranteed. Exceptions being blood relatives, and those older than 55. (Hell, there are probably cases where those exceptions don't even apply.)
I write verbose, meandering bullshit on subjects that aren't even being discussed in letters/messages.
I don't mind labels. Seriously, I don't. Labels, much like genre names, are a means to easily and briefly describe the features or feel of something. That is the purpose of language. If labels bother you that much, you care far too much what others think of you.
I am heterosexual. I really wish I wasn't, but I am.
I strongly dislike Nine Inch Nails and The Smashing Pumpkins.
I shall now curse this by calling it a work in progress, thus guaranteeing no further additions:
MOAR SOON LOL!
This list is too goddamn long, learn to scan for points of interest to you: Death in June, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kamelot, Hellogoodbye, Attrition, Angelspit, Aqua, Haddaway, Savage Garden, Alizée, Abney Park, Across the Rubicon, Triarii, Specimen, Real McCoy, Polka Dot Cadaver, Android Lust, Die Form, Seabound, Frontline Assembly, :wumpscut:, Collide, Voltaire, The Smiths, Clan of Xymox, Covenant, Flogging Molly, Funker Vogt, Garbage, Marilyn Manson, Qntal, Splintered, Front 242, Suicide Commando, Hocico, Skinny Puppy, HorrorPops, VNV Nation, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, The Stray Cats, Tom Waits, Tool, A Perfect Circle, (except eMotive, I still haven't forgiven them for that one) London After Midnight, Wolfsheim, Angels of Venice, Jupiter Blue, Mind.In.A.Box, Velvet Acid Christ, Disturbed, ohGr, Cradle of Filth, Grablicht, KMFDM, Orgy, Tristania, Switchblade Symphony, Cranes, Finntroll, The Sisters of Mercy, Green Day, Joy Divison, New Order, The Cruxshadows, Psyclon Nine, Sopor Aeternus, Blaqk Audio, 3 Inches of Blood, Leaves' Eyes, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Birthday Massacre, Alice in Chains, and Siouxsie & The Banshees. There's more I'm sure I've forgotten
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