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AngelwillDestroy
Jesus Saves! He uses double coupons.
Status: Never baptize a cat. Apparently they don't like it when you try to save their soul. Trust me. . .
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Profile: Tiffy Pop was born in the cold November of 1988. She popped outta her mommas vagina already wearing combat boots and having a burning hatred for owls.Tiffy runs through life zombie biting people first and asking questions later. She is trained in the art of gut punching sarcasm, putting people in arm bars and making the most delicious coffee known to man. Tiffy resides with her mother, best friend and two kitties named Nana & Zipper. She was finally awarded in love on Jan 2nd 2011 by the scruffiest of all Vikings who she conveniently calls Beard. When Tiffy can't be found getting Stretch Mufflered by her best friend, she's either procrastinating on the computer, Wandering 7-11, dyeing her hair or just making a bonfire in her backyard. Tiffy wanders the earth with a Pokéball in one hand and a kitten in the other with a quest to train at a dojo deep in the woods learning homeless kung-fu. .. mostly.. She's just an geeky writer, who enjoys photography, and likes playing ninja. The rest is history. . . -FACTS- ♥ I admire what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life. ♥ I'm just that chick you fear seeing in a mosh pit. ♥ Ah yes, I appreciate a good beard. ♥ I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with my cat. ♥ I am a Vampire because I sleep when the sun comes up, literally. ♥ Awkward moments define my life. ♥ While you worry about murder and diseases, I worry that a bowl of Fruit-Punch will bust through my fucking wall again! ♥ I have a tongue ring named Frances. ♥ I'm a wrestling fanatic! I love CZW! My top 5 favorite wresters are Jun Kasai, Sammi Callahan, Greg Excellence, Rich Swan and Masada. ♥ My two top worst fears are owls and cold noodles! ♥ I actually read books because I want to. ♥ I'm Pro-Zombie! ♥ I find serial killers fascinating. ♥ Interrupt me during NCIS, and I'll Gibbs-slap you. ♥ I love writing poetry. ♥ I'm ALWAYS writing. I have over 35 unfinished drafts and stories. ♥ Tiff would crumble without coffee she needs it everyday. Not just any coffee the kind with so much sugar that diabetics all around the world just drop dead by thinking about Tiffs coffee. ♥ I'm very sarcastic and can make many rude, racist, sexist comments. If you can't laugh then you can't cry. Learn to take a joke if you want to get along with me....or just fuck off completely and save me the trouble. Layout (c) Jessie. Do not remove this credit! <3 Likes: Video games, Wrestling, Anime, Concerts, Drawing, Poetry, Long Hair, Coffee, Candy, Confidence , Accents, Playing Rock Band, Biting, Making stickers, Manga, Intelligence, Reading, Bondage, Batman, Makeup, Sarcasm, Comedians, Cigarettes, Magic Hat, Zombies, Comics, BeardsDislikes: Childish Whores, Drama, Annoying people, B.O, Posers, Animal Cruelty, Gangsters, Preppy people, The Mizz, Unfunny People, Anyone whose full of themselves, Hipsters, Cheaters, Bitches, Bad Parents, Bad Coffee, Sushi, Man whoresFavorite Music: Yeah my music is pretty random.
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