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Anarchy_Muffin

I could think of something witty and humorous to say, but I choose not to.
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Anarchy_Muffin

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Sex: other
Age: 16
Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
Orientation: Straight
Having sex with: VladimirsLover707
Member since: September 07, 2008
Last logged in: May 24, 2012, 02:47am
Occupation: Ruling the world with plastic spoons
Account Status: Free Account

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Hi there. Im @#%R^&*. Formally known as Captain Howdy.
Abducted: 09.14.1995 @ 06:015:002

Im a teenager. Pretty self explanatory. I like teenager things. I stand up to authority and I hate being told what to do. Im a rebel. I sort of put up an attitude because I hate people fucking with me. Once you get past that, Im a very loyal and loving person. I love my friends and family more than I love myself, and I'd do anything for them.

Im an artist. I love to create. I think that art is something I live for and my greatest passion is creating artwork out of the stuff that appears in my head.

I am an intellect. I love to learn. I love to think. I love words. I want to know as much as I possibly can about anything and everything. I guess that sort of ties in with the art thing. I study the world with an artistic and learning eye.

I am a comedian. I love comedy. Im a cynical and sarcastic asshole. George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle. Most brilliant people ever.

I am Captain Howdy. I wont tell you everything. That takes the fun out of getting to know me.
Creative things that can hold my attention for longer than a microsecond. Freedom. Expression. Humor. Intellect. Astronomy. Astrophysics. Biology. Chemistry. Physics. Geology. Music. Learning things. Having an understanding about something. Psychology. Cats, especially kittens. I FUCKING LOVE kittens. Squirrels. Small furry animals. Artificially flavored cheese snacks. Sriracha and buttered toast. Flowers. Playstation 2. Food. Cooking food. Cult movies. Colors. Life.
Dislikes:
Boring people who have no sense of humor or originality. Scene kids. Emo kids. Stupid people. People who think they're better than me. I could keep going, but the list would be almost endless.
Favorite Music:
Agent orange
The Restarts
the germs
joe walsh
angry samoans
nirvana
Adolescents
suicidal tendencies
the pogues
Mongolian chop squad
Missing persons
Coheed and Cambria
Subhumans
Anti-pasti
cookie mongoloid
The Melvins
X
Iggy and the stooges
swingin utters
the specials
Iggy Pop
crass
Fferyllt
fugazi
Dead kennedys
linton kwesi johnson
killer pussy
jim carroll
alien sex fiend
murderdolls
reagan youth
Guadalcanal diary
alice cooper
black sabbath
david bowie
wednesday 13
the cure
devo
the clash
Fu manchu
the ramones
the cramps
and one
apoptygma berkzerk
combichrist
infected mushroom
the emergency
mindless self indulgence
oingo boingo
talking heads
van halen
the who
mad sin
zombina and the skeletones
frankenstien drag queens from planet 13
die krupps
blue oyster cult
daft punk
dir en grey
Bauhaus
Morrisey
the residents
the work
? and the mysterions
depeche mode
motley crue
brian eno
butthole surfers
electric six
psychedelic furs
queens of the stoneage
velvet underground
billy idol
Ohio players
the misfits
blitzkid
astro zombies
gallows
flight of the conchords
cake
koffin kats
the nerves
maniac spider trash
13th floor elevators
anti-flag
siouxie and the banshees
echo and the bunnymen
metallica
Dead or alive
rammstien
the sex pistols
virus
uhm.....
combichrist....
am i repeating myself?
.......
anyway
thats it.
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