- hiii, i'm Jaykob. - i'm not short or tall. - i don't smoke...cigarettes! - i can't live without a cell phone. but i usually break mine every 3 weeks. - when i was 12, my addictive guilty pleasure was watching MTV's undressed every night in the summer. - i litter out my car window constantly. the world is my trash can. - my eyes are the best feature on me - everyone looks better with a tan. if you're one of those pale people who think that "fake n' bake" is a sterotype, you may want to reconsider...to be pale is to be ugly. - who, what, where & when i fuck has got nothing to do with you. - i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it. - people obsessed with their sidekicks are losers. i wish all sidekicks burned in a giant fire. & all who loved them cried on their knees. MORONS. - i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did. - i don't work from july -> september. employment interferes with my summer activities. - i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever. - if you're one of those guys who make it an effort to look for a girlfriend & think that life is incomplete without one...you might as well stop looking coz you're never gunna find one with "bf/gf applications" & myspace bulletins, WEIRDOS. - i respond very well to peer pressure. - i mumble, almost constantly. - i am jealous of people who have better things than me. - i have an issue with change. - my nipples are large. - boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs. - stop jogging outdoors. it's not 1967, BUY A TREADMILL. - it doesn't bother me that steve irwin is dead. - everything's better naked, wet, & twice. - sometimes i'm sarcastic. - gotta love those people who buy expensive cameras & call themselves professional photographers. or the ones who pose for them & think they're models. lmao. - i'd love to punch bob saget in the mouth. - if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE. - girls that say "&&", "?" or "i'm so random" aren't cute. - i cross my 7's. - i once met tommy lee. - i sing in a band called Cupid Versus My Trophy
Likes
friends. sleeping for long periods of time. . sarcastic people. lips. attention. lots of attention. at all times. talkin' reckless about tools from high school when they're sitting behind me. iced tea. the giving tree. burnt toast. hot jersey summers. 5.0 mustangs. eating. the smell of skunk. terrible MTV shows from the 1999-2001 "10-spot" era, such as 2gether, dismissed, spring break, spyder games & undressed. trailer park trash. super nintendo. texting. any timbaland production. dunkaroos. TGIF's amazing '90s sitcom lineup. trucker hats. starbucks. wranglaaa. cinnamon applesauce. sex. proving people wrong. vanilla ice. mac. the olive garden. all aspects of the beach & surfing. scene girls. piercings.
The Joker!
Dislikes
FACEBOOK. basketball. faux hawks. cheese. cops that live to ruin peoples lives...die. the paglino sisters...cunts. christmas music. hair on the soap. the stupid DIRTY JERZEY cliché. relax kids, it's not even dirty. amanda bynes. anything blink 182 ever sang. including any tom delonge side-project. hollister & all its cocky, tool bag employees. people obsessed with their religion. take a deep breath freaks. state police. wow, take time off your power trip & go find a soul, motherfuckers. napoleon dynamite. vegetarians. eat meat you fuckers. mariah carey. old bitch. 20 year olds that kiss mom & dad's ass. time to cut the umbilical cord. carlos mencia - not funny. anyone who has pride in their school...THA FUCK?? melted ice cream. virgins. especially over the age of 18. that's just weird... yellow teeth. there are a million whitening products in the world - invest in one. screen names such as "x0suNshiNeShuGaBbyx3xoX" or "ClayAikenHunni17"... idiots. all breakfast foods. foliage. anyone who doesn't own a digital camera, or cell phone. go to best buy, cavepeople. when people blow smoke in my face. snow! winter. basically any cold environment. pickles on my burger. doughy foods, such as pancakes, waffles, french toast, bagels or bread. the garden state parkway. hairy people! ummmmm do you enjoy being disgusting?? via hiptop. annoying children. boricuas...trashy sluts. convertibles. m*a*s*h. people who piss all over the toilet. if you can't aim, go pee on a fence dipshits. poor people. FIX YOUR LIVES. anyone who is unaware that "the boys of summer" by the ataris is a cover!
Favorite Music
Emmure, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Addison Walk, Pierce the Veil, Ambivalent, Ironclad, Eve of the End, Blessthefall, Within The Confine, Hands Over Lives, Tigers! On Rollerskates, Final Setback, A Life Once Lost, Metro Station, Broken Iris, Hit The Lights, The Right Coast, The Yearling, Break The Ties, The [Ashley] Crash, Hello Control, Lights Above Us, Friday Night Boys, All Time Low, Evangel, A Heart Thats Pure, Jury of Traitors, Breathe For The Sake of Living, A Romance Thesis, A Hero A Fake, Oceana, She Likes The Weather, HORSE The Band, A Bridge Called Life, Down Goes Hollywood, What Happened In Vegas, And Death Did Us Part, Envy of Eden, Then Came The Flood, Breaking The Girl, A Scarlet Season, Secret Lives of the Freemasons, Bring Me The Horizon, The Fall of Troy, Forever The Sickest Kids, Fradulent Mistake, Articuno, The Devil Wears Prada, Zug Izland, Insane Clown Posse, Kottonmouth Kings, Endless Mic, Job For A Vowboy, 3OH!3, The Chariot, Papa Roach, Motley Crue, Sixx: AM, Trapt, Crossfade, Buckcherry, 30 Seconds To Mars, Alesana, Heavyheavy Lowlow
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