I am Alex
I'm 21 years old and probably shitter than ever at everything I do.
I recently got engaged so I don't really want any pervy chat ta.
I don't do much.
I also have a completely out of the blue obsession with Dolly Parton, she is sort of my hero. I'm not even big on country, I just like that she has massive tits and likes looking trashy.
Despite being a total prick I spend my days working with kids and trying not to constantly swear and be an upstanding pillar of the community.
I am not.
When not travelling the world I can usually be found at your local Weatherspoons gambling away all my hard earned money on pub quiz games, winning a tenner then passing out.
I am considered to be quite the mess, but I am fucking funny to watch.
I have worked more jobs than most 50 year olds, mainly because I cant hold one down.
I still play pokemon.

Alcohol
Travelling
Being abusive
Saying the wrong things
Eating
Pokemon
Jean Claud Van Damme
Potato based anything
Pub quizes
Pub culture
Angry men
Seeing the girls that hated me at school being fat.
Dolly Parton

Racists
Bigots
Homophobes
Noel Edmunds
Boring people
Gary Lineaker
Stubbing toes
Religion

Travelling the world taught me I didn't have to be a crusty my whole life
The Bronx
Vic Ruggiero
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Smiths
Against Me!
The Skints
At the Drive-In
Agnostic Front
TRC
Julian Casablancas
Refused
Fleet Foxes
SPINNERETTE
Iggy Pop
The Mars Volta
The Specials
The B-52's
The Smashing Pumpkins
T.Rex
Audioslave
Chas & Dave
Kyuss
Billy Idol
Florence and the Machine
The King Blues
Streetlight Manifesto
Operation Ivy
Sublime
Catch 22
The Slackers
One Night Stand in North Dakota
Jamie T
Tom Gabel
Bob Dylan
The Ramones
Minor Threat
Bad Religion
The Shins
Bad Brains
Massive Attack
Leonard Cohen
Tegan and Sara
Converge
Joy Division
Sex Bob-omb
Queens of the Stone Age
N.W.A
Mariachi El Bronx
Justice
Jimmy Eat World
KRS-One
H2O
Radiohead
Nirvana
Depeche Mode
Daft Punk
Devo
Syd Barrett
The Velvet Underground
Biz Markie
Gomez
Tom Waits
Talking Heads
Willy Mason
Beastie Boys
Sigur Rós
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
aphex.twin
Alexisonfire
Dwarves
The Cure
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Biffy Clyro
Billy Talent
Billy Bragg

Mary and Max
Moon
Dead Mans Shoes
This is England
Control
I Am Sam
Let Me In
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Rango
Mad Max
Back to the Future Trilogy
Zombieland
Fight Club
Hot Fuzz
In Bruges
Napoleon Dynamite
Dawn of the Dead
Donnie Darko
Zoolander
Adventureland
Forrest Gump
Trainspotting
Team America: World Police
The Green Mile
Blow
A Clockwork Orange
Goodfellas
Shaun of the Dead
Black Swan
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
127 Hours
The Big Lebowski
Snatch
Requiem for a Dream
Fight Club
Pineapple Express
WALL•E
The Warriors
Kick-Ass
Predator
Commando
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Inception
RED
Wayne's World
The Usual Suspects
The Last King of Scotland
Juno
Shawshank Redemption
Bill & Ted
Back to the Future
Aliens
Anchorman
Knocked Up
Inglorious Basterds
The Book of Eli
Alien
Four Lions
500 Days of Summer
Zombieland
Inception Movie
300
Full Metal Jacket
Superbad
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Scarface
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Mad Men
Freaks and Geeks
Spaced
Peep Show
The Mighty Boosh
Eastbound & Down
Ugly Americans
Game of Thrones
Ren and Stimpy
Archer
Flight of the Conchords
The IT Crowd
Breaking Bad
Black Books
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Walking Dead
The Sopranos
Nathan Barley
Dark Place
Modern Family
American Dad
Big Train
The Inbetweeners
South Park
This is England '86
Yo Gabba Gabba