"I enjoy tapping some hideous viking long swords whilst running my foot on the table. I am looking for an exotic woman with hypertension and a metaphorical frontal lobe who would enjoy spasming the skin between my owl's finger with me. Please reply back with a pic!"
Likes
This will be filled with things you can relate to, which will make you want me even more. Or your money back.
Dislikes
This will be filled with things like taxes and slow servers on websites *cough* this one *cough*. And possibly also your face.