"Flying is easy, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

DIPLOMACY: THE ART OF LETTING SOMEONE HAVE YOUR WAY.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Non-violence never solved anything

Don't look back. They might be gaining on you.

MyMindWorksLikeLightening.
OneBrilliantFlashAndItsGone...

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder Beer Holder!

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame

If you believe in telekinesis;
Raise my hand.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anything Worth Fighting For. Is Worth Fighting Dirty For.

IMPOTENCE: NATURES WAY OF SAYING "NO HARD FEELINGS".

NECROPHILLIA:THAT UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

If I said you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? ;)