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ASPHIXXIAT3D
Status: “I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.”
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Profile: "Let's slit his throat, and paint the town red." I have many nicknames. -Compliments are nice, sexual comments aren't. -If you're going to talk to me, use proper grammar. -Don't try to get with me, I gave my heart away. -Compliments are nice, sexual comments aren't. -Do not call me any pet names, I'm not your babe. ------------------------------- NOTE - I have had so I will say this now: When conversing with people, I DO NOT talk in the third person. I am really not that juvenile... My way of writing is humourous, meant to make the reader laugh. If you can't comprehend that fact, perhaps you need to go back to school. Thank you. ------------------------------- Kelly has many claims to fame. None of them are verifiable; some are illegal in most civilized areas, and at least two are only possible under ultraviolet light. She is not as hairy as you might think. Only six people have seen her and lived to tell the tale. The several thousand others didn't see much worth telling. Her name is not spoken in hushed tones, nor is it used to scare small children into mute obedience. It does not contain the letter 'i', unwelcome sexual connotations or malt. Sometimes, on Tuesdays, she forgets things for money. ------------------------------- "If you label me you negate me"- Kierkegaard. But then Kierkegaard was a drunken transvestite, a rampant sniffer of toilet bowls, a communist and a thoroughgoing abuser of small and delicate children. Kelly is not a drunken transvestite, a rampant sniffer of toilet bowls, a communist or a thoroughgoing abuser of small and delicate children. She cannot, however, claim to be cookies and cream. If she did most people would call her delusional. What? ------------------------------- Kelly's madness was forged in the crucible of private education. It has since proven to be both contagious and incurable, and three countries in Latin America are now under quarantine. Its symptoms include cranial implosion, uncontrolled rectal hemorrhaging, and a fixation on the collected works of Ayn Rand. She does not share these symptoms, but she sees fit to inflict them upon others. She often writes sitting upon her throne of torment, which is very pokey, in her citadel of despair, which is quite leaky, on the lake of fire, which is mostly burny. She is currently looking for a roommate, as her last was fed to the carpet. Applicants should be tall, fuzzy, and masters of the lethal arts. Her hobbies include full-contact bounty-hunting, chess, and moving objects by force of thought alone. ------------------------------- "Kelly also has successfully sliced the fabric of time and stepped through it, making her the only existing entity to not only be part of this world, but the next, the one under it, above it, and if you believe in quantum meta-dynamics, the one in this one in the hat." -Arthur. xD -------------------------------  -------------------------------   Likes: Dislikes: Favorite Music: Homepage: http://www.facebook.com/yayitskumii Link 1: http://www.myspace.com/ameremirageofvanity Link 2: http://leaveuxde.blogspot.com/
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