Hi, I'm Maksim. I'm usually out in the real world, but I do come on here everyday. I'm a hardcore fuckin' metalhead and industrial kid, and have been as long as I can remember. I like to do drugs, drive fast, drink, fight and fuck. Not all the time though, I have a relative amount of sanity. I have a long and dark history for my nearly 21 years, so I'm full of funny and awesome stories. I love dark, sinister jokes and plotting world domination. Although I'd probably get bored and leave it in complete chaos and disarray, that'd be fun! :D

You'll often find me drawing or painting, writing poetry or songs. And they're all about death gaaaaeaeaeaeaeaahhhhh... but not really. I dream of playing to a bunch of mindless drones and making them kill each other, the little rascals... muahahahahahahaha I love my guitar. Music is my weapon.

My biggest pet peeves are stupid and boring people. I can't stand them!! I can't stand to be bored or so depressed that I can't have fun. I like to have fun however I can, and I live on the edge of a knife so to speak. I am addicted to danger, it excites me. It's this that leads me to many of my favorite pastimes like racing, snowboarding, skydiving, moshing, raving, et cetera.

My favorite scar is from Cryptopsy, where I hit some guy in the face with my face! It was FUCKIN METAL! I am proud of the blood shed and I wear it with pride. I LIKE THE BLOOD!!

I have a mellower side as well, believe it or not. I love animals, more than people much of the time. My favorites are dogs, wolves, dolphins, cats, snakes, scorpions and butterflies.

I feel best at night, when it's cooler, darker, mellower. Staring into the galaxy from the middle of nowhere is amazing, also I like the cliche's like walking on the beach and shit, though I'd much rather go skinny dipping instead. Also thunderstorms are pretty sweet.

As crazy as I can be, I really care about the people who matter to me. I'd rather have a few true friends than a million fakes. Of course I'd rather have a million true friends than that, but who has the time?

My regards, Maksim the Stillborn, Architect of Destruction

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