I enjoy being a bit random and a bit sarcastic, and doing things outdoors when I can. I show my affection by teasing those around me; if I didn't like you, I wouldn't bother talking to you. *** I'm critical. I'm skeptical. I'm carefree. I'm biodegradable. I'm a bookworm. I'm painfully open-minded. I'm a student, too. Medicine is my love, specifically Epidemiology. No, that has nothing to do with epidurals or skin. >_> *** And no, I am not remotely interested in caming with you unless you're my ACTUAL friend. I'm so tired of this: "LET ME SHOW YOU MY PENIS. I SWEAR IT ISN'T LIKE ALL THE OTHER COCKS YOU'VE SEEN. IT EJACULATES GLITTER AND HOPES AND DREAMS....well, now you've seen it, you should give me reason to orgasm..."
For my likes, ask me. It's easier than declaring them on here in a lot of ways. Much more personal, in my opinion. Also, terrible fanfictions. If you want to add me on steam and kill zombies with me, my name on there is carrot flowers.
I find those who are constantly depressed or full of angst to be insufferable and worth hitting them on the head with a blunt object. If you're a Debbie-downer, please look elsewhere for sympathy. I'm certainly not the person to coddle you. Laughing is a lot easier than crying, so please remove the stick from your ass and move on.
I like a lot of music. The Smiths. Voltaire. Emilie Autumn. Dresden Dolls. Say Anything. She Wants Revenge. Nine Inch Nails.