- You don't care about who Russell Crowe is screwing or about Katie Holmes' new marriage. You also don't care about seeing pictures of celebrity babies.

- You don't complain when intellectual conversation starts because it's "too boring".

- You think that people don't take enough responsibility anymore when it comes to running their own lives.

- You laugh at stupid lawsuits...such as the one where a person sued fast food restaurants for his obesity.

- You think that sarcasm is a 2nd language...or maybe even a 1st language.