Hi, my name is Jordyn. Though if you call me Kalathra you'll be my favourite. I'm currently twenty years old living within the confines of Canada though the specifics of where in Canada is only known to a few. And no, I will not tell you exactly where I live - I'm not new to the internet. I know how these things work.
I'm engaged to a wonderful man, whom I love with all my heart. So if you are interested in sex- cyber or otherwise, dating, flirting or anything in relation to that I'm afriad you've come to the wrong place. You can happily move along now without being dissapointed and wasting any of your time or my own.
I also will not give out my facebook, MSN, email, or anything of that nature to anyone who I don't know. Those who I consider friends, or who I've had conversations with and would like to continue that friendship are more than welcome to the information. Those who message me with "CAN I HAZ UR MSN?" will not receive it. Sorry guys, it's just how I roll.
There isn't much I can say about me, well - there is. I'm just horrible at writing these things, I find myself rambling nonsensically for no reason. I'm a fairly average person with average interests which include gaming, comics, anime, roleplaying and drinking like a fish. I spend most of my time on the internet, on websites, making videos and on special occasions even trolling if I see it fit to do so.
I'm a vegetarian, but not the kind that's going to tell you that eating meat is bad or evil. Humans eat meat, it's what they do and I'm well aware of that fact; I just personally choose not to. I'm not here to tell you what's right or wrong and vegetarians and vegans who do choose to harass people who don't agree with them or believe the same as they do bother the fuck out of me.
I swear, a lot, and if that bothers you I think the best course of action would probably be not to talk to me. I refuse to censor myself for anyone other than my younger siblings. I'm sorry if it offends you, but it's part of who I am and how I am. I'm also very blunt, and have a tendancy to talk about -gasp- SEX. As well as other subject matter some would rather stay away from for fear of offending people. I'm not a complete douchebag I'm just an advocate for free speech, I do understand how to be polite.
There's not much more I can think to say at this point in time, but once I think of something I'll be sure to update this main page accordingly.
On an ending note: To those who are wondering. If I look at your profile and don't comment or rate you, please don't take offense. I don't expect everyone to leave me rates and comments, and I won't rate and comment everyone. If I don't comment it's not that I don't like you, but more so that I don't have anything interesting to say. I don't really think it's worth the time to comment with a three word phrase. It's not that I don't like you, or didn't think your profile was nice or whatever the case may be. I just think if I'm going to comment it should be something a little more indepth than "cool pictures" that's all. :3
BIG thank you to SamanthaVegas for helping me with this profile. <3 Love you Sam!
Music to my ears;
3Oh3 A Perfect Circle ACDC Adam Lambert AFI Alice Cooper Andrea Bochelli Arctic Monkeys Blondie BoA Breaking Benjamin Cake Chromeo Covenant Cradle of Filth Daft Punk Dragonette Duffy Fat Boy Slim Florence and the Machine Flyleaf Gary Jules Gazette Glukoza Great Big Sea Hadouken! Hot Chip ICP Infected Mushroom James Blunt Janis Joplin Kaskade Kesha Kings of Leon KT Tunstell La Roux Lady Gaga Lady Sovereign Lilly Allen Linkin Park Local H MC Chris MC Frontalot Metric MGMT MIA Mindless Self Indulgence Mumford and Sons Murder Dolls Natalie Imbruglia Nightwish Nirvana No Doubt Noah and the Whale Our Lady Peace Paramore Placebo Pretty Reckless Rammstien Rasputina Rob Zombie Serj Tankian Shinee Sick Puppies Sisters of Mercy Skillet Smashing Pumpkins Spice Girls Stone Sour System of a Down <3 Tegan and Sara The Beatles The Cranberries The Lonley Island The Offspring The Pretty Reckless Tool Van Halen Weird Al Yankovich X Japan [or Japan X]
And more, but that's enough for now.
Things that make me smile;
I like booze and cigarettes. I like them a lot, some people may consider me to be an alchoholic, some may think I smoke like a chimney. Though contrary to some peoples beliefs, this doesn't make me a bad person. I hide my smoking from my younger siblings, and I move to the other side of the road while smoking if someone with an infant is coming my way. I have no problem stepping outside while in the company of those who do smoke. And I would never pressure anyone to drink or smoke against their own volition. But that also means that I will never stop for anyone but myself. If you tell me smoking and is bad for me, I'll probably punch you due to stupidity. I'm aware of the reprocussions of my actions; I still choose to partake in them for my own personal, albeit stupid, benefit.
If you hadn't been able to tell by my profile layout, or you lead an extremely sheltered life as a child, I'm a gamer. While there are people who disagree that I should boast about such things, video games are pretty much my life. Instead of wasting your time here with all the games that I enjoy, I'll just post them elsewhere on the page. However, gaming is a large part of my life in all respects. I also enjoy tabletop RPG's, such as Dungeons & Dragons, Heroes Unlimited, and Vampire: The Masqurade.. Comic books also eat up a huge portion of my time. I read them more casually then I would like to, only due to the fact that the small town I live in doesn't have any kind of comic book shop with any real selection. So I take what I can get.
Of the non-nerdy things that I enjoy, I sing and you can find covers that I do online here if you feel like taking a look. I'm also a bit of a camera whore and do shows on BlogTV every once and a while mostly about games and the like. I'm a huge Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, and I love Disney. But I mostly find myself spending far too much time on the internet reading Cracked.com articles. I also fequent PostSecret because it makes me feel less alone in the world.
Things that make me want to scream;
I can't stand people who judge me on things. Whether they are or aren't in my control. I live my life the way I live it, and I would like you to respect that as much as I respect how you live your life. I dislike people who attempt to push their relgious beliefs onto me, especially if it continues once I explain that I'm not interested. I don't like people who pose to be something they aren't just for recognition, attention or popularity. I also hate it when people assume I'm a poser when I'm only being who I am.
Child molesters.
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No worries! And you're not obligated in any way to check out my profile. I'm not the kind of person to be hurt over that stuff. But your profile was well worth a comment and rate. It's by far the best profile I've seen on here!
I saw you checked out my profile and decided check yours out as well. And yes, unlike most bums on this site, I actually read the whole thing. It's nice to see a profile with some substance to it! For that alone, you deserve a ten. But your layout is awesome as well.